And according to this little boy, a King is a giant, papier-mâchéd c-sucker. That, or a white man who just recently scalped Bart Simpson. And the King of Spain is A-OK with that.
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King Juan Carlos I of Spain meets winners of the 'What is a King For You?' competition at the Zarzuela Palace on June 23, 2010 in Madrid, Spain [Photo: Getty Images]
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