Meet Wendy Whitfield. She’s the owner of an adorrrrable owl named Twixx (owl cookie center = delicious). Twixx is hard up to get laid by another owl (Snickerzz? 100 Grandd?), and until his owl cravings be satisfied, he’s hooting up a storm much to the chagrin of Wendy’s neighbors…
And now Wendy’s only solution seems to be…
KILL THE OWL.
We don’t get it… Can’t she figure out a way for him to, you know, MATE? She claims there’s a comely young owl who responds to his hoots right outside his cage. Solution: OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CAGE AND CUE THIS MUSIC. Why do you have to go and kill Twixx?
Before taking a look at the gallery, let it be known that I tried to find a video of owl sex, to show the world how beautiful it could be. Instead, I found this, clearly the inspiration for Will Ferrell’s “Luvah” character:
This post will hopefully explain to my Twitter followers the following Tweet: “How are there like no videos of owls having sex on the internet?” Thank you for reading, and please look through the following gallery for hilarious pics of Twixx looking for action…
SAVE TWIXX!
