A few months ago, while making on appearance on It’s On with Alexa Chung, I noticed a slight, underaged boy wandering around backstage in the tiniest of hipster suits. “Isn’t that sweet?” said my brain with clasped hands, “Someone brought their newborn child to work and put it in a suit!” And within seconds, a dozen or so handlers walked out of a door like a sight gag from a post-Millennial Groucho Brothers movie and began primping and spraying this veritable zygote before my very eyes.
That was when I first learned of Justin Bieber, the 15 year old Canadian pop star with the voice of an angel, discovered on Youtube by the masses, and eventually signed by Usher back in 2007. And even though Justin has all the sexual swagger of a Teletubby, he’s become quite a hit with the underaged ladies — especially considering Zac Efron has finally undergone puberty.
Sadly, Bieber broke his foot about a month ago after falling off of a stage (teenagers!). He even sang through the broken bone fiasco! But that hasn’t stopped the Bieber express from continuing to make the tweens swoon with quasi-sexual delight. He’s opening for Taylor Swift on tour, and is going to give Dick Clark a whiff of his underaged soul on Clark’s legendary “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.”
Below, we have an extensive gallery of Justin performing with broken foot and all at the Radio Disney concert at Celebration Town Center in Orlando, FL.
Babyface Justin Bieber Breaks Foot; Hearts
