No matter what excuse I come up with to post these photos of models in Madrid trying out the new Wonderbra by jumping on a trampoline and try to make fun of it in some haughty, “I’m too cool to actually care about these pics” blogger kinda way, the post would still clearly just be an excuse to post pics of lingerie models jumping on trampolines, because people on the internet seem to click on that sorta thing.
So, rather than fight this impulse with my detached, consciously self-assured blogger cynicism, I’m just gonna go 180 degrees the other way and post the photos as shamelessly as possible. Introduce a new feature…
DANZ BONER KORNER: Check Out These Models In Wonderbras Jumping On Trampolines!!!
I would’ve made a PETA joke, for the record.
