Maybe I’m just bein’ a Skeptical Sam here, but it looks like she’s trying really, really hard to appear wholesome and likable:

More pics of the Aqua-Bus in action below — now everyone’s daily commute will be like a Bond movie, but really boring! So, Tomorrow Never Dies:

Thankfully, NKOTB did not hold these awkward early years against me as they agreed to sit down with me for another installment of “Martini Minute.” The room was admittedly cramped over at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where we met merely hours before their solid Late Night performance.

And there they sat, the 5 of them — Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan and Jonathan Knight — looking hotter than I even remembered, and ready to bare all about what life was like on the road and beyond as one of America’s most beloved boy bands. We cover everything: Debbie Gibson, the fans, sexual point systems, kneetouches, upcoming gigs, and most importantly… rat tails.

This interview will answer at least 9 of your most burning NKOTB questions. Here’s to you, Danny Wood. *clink*

So… who’s coming on the NKOTB cruise with me?

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Why yes, Myspace, I would like to spend my Valentine’s Day going to dinner with a webcam link that instantly freezes my browser! I could be all, “Would you like some champagne?” and she’d be like, “I’m a robot who just sent your email address to nine porn sites!” and I’d be like “I know we just met but I’m really feeling a connection here!” and she’d be like “XXXPH@T@S YE$$$$$$$$” and then I’d finally be happy.

Then I would play my new real lady some music from Myspace’s suggested Valentine’s playlist:

Then I’ll be like “Whooaaaaa, I’m getting laid so much you need to take it easy on the laying me!!!” and Spamgela (my future pet name for her) will be like “CLICK HERE MOTHERF***ER OF COURSE IT’S A VIRUS” and I’ll be like “Hehehehe you say the cutest things.”

I guess my overall point is, the new Facebook layout isn’t so bad.

If only there were some way to see women actually naked on the internet, perhaps by, I don’t know, inserting a floppy disk and booting kilobytes of world wide web? Grrrrrrr!!! It’s too hard!!!

A much HOTTER pic of Brooklyn Decker, after the jump:

You know what they say — If you can’t show ‘em naked, show ‘em holding a koala. It’s from scripture.

I’ve watched this 200 times in the past 45 seconds.

(via Justin Purnell)

Last night’s Superbowl XLIV was watched by a record 106 million viewers, with almost half of those viewers likely being Ladies. You may not have realized this from the marathon of commercials showing women getting the ess kicked out of them, but indeed, there was a slew of Double-X Chromies tuned in. Sure, a lot of ladies love football – myself included (one day a year) – but what of the women that hate it? The woman that slave all day long over a hot oven, toasting their nachos just so, basting buckets of wings in sauce while their beloved Tim Allen Stereotype sits outside, a veritable chicken bone chipper? How on Earth are they supposed to enjoy the game???

Simple.

SUPERBOWL BABIES!!!!

Between Drew Brees and Scott Fujitsu’s offspring, from Suri Cruise to the Jolie-Pitt brethren, there was plenty of ovarian eye-candy to keep us gals occupied, weeping over our knitting needles, crouched over our washboards, while the boys seemingly had all the fun. And yes, I’m being sarcastic — GUYS LIKE BABIES TOO!!!! Enjoy this very special gallery of all the adorable Super Bowl Super Babies ahead.

Let’s take a spin through 10 Super Bowl pun/jokey headlines from major publications — they’re mostly decent, but there’s a lot of overlap and nothing that screams “Super Bowl Of Awful Pun Headlines”. No “Winning Is A Brees”, no “MAN-ning, What A Bad Throw”, and not even a “Saints Misbehavin’, By Which We Mean Winning!”



1. CBS.com:



3. New York Post:



4. New York Daily News (Front):



10. ESPN.com (NFL Page)



If I have to pick, I’ll go with ESPN’s “Party Gras,” for two simple reasons:

1) Pun does not mention the Super Bowl or the players in it.

2) Mardi gras is already a party.

For the record, surprisingly slim pickings from the Indy and New Orleans papers, at least pun-wise — most were just along the lines of “Our Prayers Have Been Answered!” or “Horayyyyy!!!” From the Indianapolis Sarcastic Gazette, I mean.

Wait, it’s been done? How many times?

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Also known as “My Source for Every Computer Wallpaper, Ever.” We’ve always known Dolph as a giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot who could recite lines better than Abba at a karaoke party on ‘ludes. But what we didn’t know is that this giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot can also SING! And play DRUMS! Just like the Phil Collins gorilla!

This clip of Dolph Lundgren performing “A Little Less Conversation” on our new favorite Swedish show “Melodifestivalen” (The Festival of Melodies) will BLOW YOUR F**KING MIND APART. Dolph lipsynchs, he dances, he breaks apart GIANT ICE CUBES. The last minute alone will not be required listening for every single future sexual encounter I ever have again. Here is video proof that Dolph Lundgren is not just a 7 foot tall steel beam in a blond wig:

Epilogue: Dolph is clearly an alien.

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