WTF?!

[ED NOTE: Today's guest post comes to us from Patrick Borelli, author of Holy Headshot! A Celebration Of America's Undiscovered Talent, which I can objectively say is one of the funniest, craziest, and most uniquely tragic objects I have ever laid my eyes upon. I also cannot recommend it highly enough, it's beyond ridiculous. Patrick will now prove this to you...]

When people hear the word ‘headshot’, they usually think of a glossy 8 x 10 photo of some lame performer with a desperately forced smile. Or, they envision a projectile-induced injury to the head of an enemy in a first-person shooter video game. Most headshots are fairly boring to look at because they all end up looking sort of similar. But what if I were to tell you that I had a massive collection of REAL headshots and resumes that looked NOTHING like the boring headshots you’re used to seeing? You’d be pretty excited, right? Well, you’re in luck. I have featured six incredibly awesome headshots from taken straight from my jaw-droppingly mesmerizing book Holy Headshot! A Celebration Of America’s Undiscovered Talent. Enjoy!

What’s your name? Ashley? Monica? Judy? Who cares. All I know is it’s not KITTEN KAY SERA. She had the guts to name herself after a baby cat that believes that whatever will be, will be. You had the guts to name yourself after yourself. Lame. Did it even occur to you to think about using a luxuriously monochromatic color scheme for your headshot? Wait, I know the answer: No. Why? Because you’re completely afraid to take chances. Kitten actually states on her resume that she ‘privately and commercially will ONLY wear pink.’ And that doesn’t just apply to her clothes. Kitten’s so committed to her craft that she dyed her dog pink. Let me guess, your diabetic cat can barely stand to look at you when you’re reading your sides for that not-so popular breakfast cereal commercial audition you have tomorrow.

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