WTF?!

erratic or irrational public behavior

November
Monday

Turn Your Christmas Tree Into A Baby-Headed Nightmare!

What ornament do you prefer to use to top your Christmas tree? The classic gold star? Perhaps a cross, or something of religious significance? Maybe a family heirloom or a meaningful ornament that’s been passed down over the years?

Here’s an even better idea – how about A DOZEN SEVERED BABY HEADS:

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The website explains, “Each head is attached to a pipe-cleaner. Heads can be separated and used in craft projects, as well. [Ed Note - this makes a little more sense, it's not automatically a pile of heads] Completely adorable! [Ed Note - WRONG!]”

Just seeing this image has already guaranteed that my next seven dreams will somehow involve disembodied, probably-floating baby heads. Thanks, disembodied, probably-floating baby heads! Any chance we can throw clowns in here too?

(@MorganCline, via @gingerchildren)

Posted on November 28th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: WTF?!

Tagged: , Babies, Christmas Tree, Ornaments

August
Friday

Brains Meet Balls In Lovechess, The First Pornographic Chess Video Game (NSFW)

By Dan Hopper

Remember Battle Chess, that old computer chess game where whenever you captured a piece, the pieces would animate and fight one another?

Well – what if you took that same concept, only instead of “fighting” one another, the pieces were naked men and women and they had really explicit sex? What?? What am I saying? Who would EVER want that? Who even cares about chess games at all anymore, and who wants to mix their porn — a thing that is super-readily available at all times to everyone always — with an animated chess video game? Aroused Chessmasters don’t even have any interest in that (though for them, it falls into the “don’t sh*t where you eat” category.)

Anyway, TOO LATE, because now there’s a game called Lovechess Salvage and it’s literally a bunch of human chess pieces f***ing. Click the pic below to watch the trailer for the game, but be forewarned, it’s VERY NSFW. Especially if you really can’t stand chess:

Welp, check that off the “Why Are These Things Being Combined” list! Congratulations on being a thing, Lovechess. You’ve saved us all the embarrassment of having to masturbate to another regular chess game.

(via No, Money Down!)

Posted on August 19th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: Video Games, WTF?!

Tagged: , Animation, boobs, Chess, Combining Things For No Reason, Lovechess, Penises, Porn

August
Tuesday

This Incredible Shade Illusion Will Haunt Your Brainmares

By Dan Hopper

Here’s a video of a person showing off a “shade illusion” where this one checkered square looks like it’s one shade but it’s actually another shade and I can’t even explain this I’ve watched it like eight times and it MAKES LESS SENSE EVERY TIME please STOP STOOPPPPPPP GET OUT OF MY HEAD SHADED SQUARE VIDEO WHY IS IT CHANGING COLOR WHAT DEMONRY HATH UNLEASHED THEEEEEE I CAN’T I REALLY CAN’TTTTTT [Scanners Explosion]

Whattya think of that, noted Colored Square Professor Q-Bert?

I @!#?@!ing agree.

(via Sam Harris)

Posted on August 16th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: Videos, Viral Videos, WTF?!

Tagged: , Optical Illusion, Q-Bert, Shade Illusion, Wha

August
Wednesday

Behold, The New York Post’s Insane Stock Market Headline

By Dan Hopper

First Rule Of Tabloid Journalism:

- Stocks = Boooooooringggggggg

- Hookers For No Reason = EXCITTTTTINNNNGGGG!!!!

And voila! Here’s today’s absolutely insane New York Post headline:

What? Whaaaaatttt??? “Like a hooker’s drawers”??? That’s their go-to example of a thing going up and down? And that’s their hooker stock photo?? And that’s the cover??? And STOX with an X?????

As my friend Kevin put it, “Did an early-90s rapper write this?” Answer: Yes.

(thanks for the heads up, @kaileedavis!)

Posted on August 10th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: News, WTF?!

Tagged: , Headlines, Hookers, insane, New York Post, Stock Market, Stocks

July
Friday

WANT: Air Conditioning In A Can

By Eliot Glazer

What does this sound like:

A menthol-based substance that can be styled into bracelets, necklaces, and large blue clumps, which feel like giant ball of confetti filled with air bubbles.

If you said a very strange, real life Japanese self-cooling product called Hokkyoku Monogatari (which translates to “Tales of the North Pole”), or Air Conditioning In A Can, you are right! We should all have this because, hey, sometimes summer is pure torture and you aren’t allowed to walk around town with an ice pack strapped to your neck, lower back, and forehead for the fear that you’d be labeled “crazy.”

Sure, some people choose bandanas or battery-operated fans (or Oriental fans, if you’re nasty), but we should all make Hokkyoku Monogatari the new Livestrong bracelet ~~so that I’m not alone in looking totally bonkers~~.

[Geekologie via The Hairpin]

Posted on July 8th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: WTF?!

Tagged: , air conditioning

June
Thursday

VIDEO: Justin Bieber Gets Attacked At Macy’s

By Dan Hopper

Justin Bieber appeared at a Macy’s in New York to promote his new cologne, and when he came outside to acknowledge the legions of fans who couldn’t get inside the building, a man apparently jumped a barrier and tackled Biebs to the ground, leaving him “not injured” but “very shaken up.”

Here’s video of the incident, shot by several very fortunate filmers who’ve very unfortunately incurred the wrath of online Biebermania with their goofy in-the-moment laughing and comments Though to be fair, this video is more than a little nuts:

Yeesh, it’s harder to figure out who’s fighting who here than in the last Transformers movie. But after Zapruder-film’ing this over and over about 20 times, I think I maybe got the gist of it? The gist being, Justin Bieber has many many fans.

Still, why would someone want to physically assault The Biebs? Was this dude unleashing some rage after he Tweeted a sentence with “Bieber” in it and his account’s been getting spammed relentlessly ever since? Or is he just jealous of GENUINE MAGIC?

The attacker’s punishment should just be having his photo posted as a Youtube video on Bieber’s account and being forced to read the comments for the next 12 months.

(via Gawker)

Posted on June 23rd, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: Celebrity, Music, WTF?!

Tagged: , Attack, Bieber, Justin Bieber, Macys, New York

May
Friday

A Horse Is A Horse, Off Course, OFF COURSE!

By Dan Hopper

The Kentucky Derby may not be until tomorrow, but I doubt we’ll see a more captivating photo than this pic from an Australian steeplechase course — if a picture is worth a thousand words, I’m guessing about 800 of these words are crowd members yelling “HOLY!” and “SH*T!”:

To be fair, they were sitting in the “Horse Splash Zone” seats, so they should’ve known what was coming. Then a sea lion drank a Diet Pepsi and jumped off a high dive to the tune of “Party in the USA,” dousing them with freezing blue diseasewater. All in all, great horserace.

(via Deadspin)

Posted on May 6th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: Animals, Sports, WTF?!

Tagged: , Horserace, Horses

February
Wednesday

Worst Thing Ever Contender: Woman Dies At Her Desk, Isn’t Discovered Until Weekend

By Dan Hopper

Aaaand here’s the worst thing ever. Actually no, that eel up the ass story is still the worst thing ever, but here’s one of the top like, eight or nine worst things things ever.

An L.A. County employee died at her desk on Friday afternoon and nobody noticed until a security guard discovered her a day later. Needless to say, this is way more tragic and disturbing than Weekend At Bernie’s (and about on par with W-at-B’s II):

AaaggahhhhhhhHHHHH!!!! The worst!

If that happened to me, I can’t even imagine the double embarrassment when the security guard’s like “Oh my God, this guy’s dead! Oh my God, this guy was GChatting, checking three fantasy leagues, streaming Larry Sanders on Netflix, reading Rip Torn’s IMDB page, and live-refreshing his ‘Your Tweets, Retweeted’ tab while at work. What was this dead A-hole’s job?”

(via Consumerist)

Posted on February 16th, 2011 | Permalink

Categories: In Odder News..., WTF?!

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January
Tuesday

Here’s An Awful Video Of Jersey Shore Heads Dancing To Miley Cyrus

By Dan Hopper

Childishly Naive Remaining Sliver Of Brain: It’s 2011! Maybe the internet won’t mindlessly suck the life out of us this year!

TMZ: Here’s a video of the Jersey Shore cast’s heads dancing to Miley Cyrus and a medley of other songs in front of a colorful background for two minutes!

Childishly Naive Remaining Sliver Of Brain: [Gone]

Here’s…something: