Here’s Kristen Bell appearing on Ellen to retell the story of her recent birthday gift, when her husband Dax Shepard surprised her with a sloth (her favorite animal) and prepared to film her reaction, but she completely broke down crying with happiness before even seeing the sloth.
The story is pretty adorable (at least, as adorable as us non-sloths can be), and the clip of Kristen Bell completely going out of her mind at 1:57 is hilarious, mostly because it’s the exact same reaction I had when I heard the sloth squeak in this video.
Let he who would not also lose his sh*t like this in the presence of a sloth cast the first sloth:
Here’s a video of two very tiny English bulldog puppies taking their first steps and squeaking constantly in the process.
When you watch this video, you will find it adorable, then black out and enter a trance, then wake up the following morning on your bathroom floor with two bulldog puppies licking your face and you’ll be like “Did I just steal two English bulldog puppies while I was on some sort of out-of-body cuteness bender?” and you’ll start to feel guilty then one of the puppies will fall over slightly and make a squeak-toy noise and you’ll laugh and immediately forgive yourself.
The middle finger is a glorious digit: Long, central, responsible for every “D” and “K” you type( two letters essential for telling people to go ess your d with). But more than just a finger, that middle appendage has come to also send a special message, to family, friends, passerby, or in a mirror, silently, to yourself: “Go f*ck yourself.”
We’ve all used the middle finger in one capacity or another. Many years ago, I spent a long subway ride with some teenage hoodlums who passed the time making fun of me to my face while I just sat there, silently, waiting for my chance. As soon as my stop came, I stepped off the train, waited for the doors to close, looked them straight in the face and slowly rose my two middle fingers up to the window. They went motherf*cking crazy. So powerful was this tiny gesture that I walked away from the incident feeling like a champion of the human race. Such is the glory of the human middle finger.
And today, we have a supercut video of all the best middle finger moments from every movie ever, set to Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” (language NSFW). It’s amazing on how easily you can judge someone’s acting talents based on the way they deliver a middle finger. Some are way to stiff. Some seem short, stubby, limp. But a few are just right.
Seal and Heidi Klum were spotted at LAX today, and as various paparazzi approached the newly-divorcing couple, Seal reportedly “got irritated at the videographer” and “swung at the camera man” and knocked his camera to the ground. The ‘attacked’ cameraman managed to take the photo above (courtesy Splash News).
However, we at BWE have EXCLUSIVELY obtained a video from a third-party source of Seal attacking the cameraman in Los Angeles. Watch the shocking video after the jump:
The fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race premieres tonight, January 30, at 9 pm on Logo. And, as any good network would, Logo has given us a 2 minute preview of what we can expect on this brand new season. Including exchanges like this:
“Yes, I am a showgirl, bitch, go back to Party City where you belong.”
Which leads me to ask… is this an insult? Because I love Party City and I’m not ashamed of it. Where else can you walk out with a Spongebob pinata and a sobrero full of Nerds? (All involved in my usual weekend activities.) The winner of this season will win $100,000, which if my calculations are correct, translates to some amazing DRAG FIGHTS and SMOKEY EYES.
The NewNowNext Blog has a guide to all of your wonderful Drag Race constants. Judging by this list and this list alone, my money is on William… because, obviously.
Ahead, RuPaul stops to chat with EW’s Tanner Stransky about the new season while simultaneously dressed like the star of a 1970s gay cowboy porn. It’s perfect.
“Whoa, check out those three people flying around New York City!”
“Yup. Dat’s New Yawk for ya, kid. People’s be flyin’ sometimes, ya know?”
“Ahh, actually they’re large model planes shaped like humans, but what an awesome illusion! Check that out!”
“I done seena lotta flyin’ people in dis town in mys lifes, kid, but’cher all right – don’t fuggedaboutit!!! Cold enough for ya?”
Not sure where that exchange was going, but seriously, check out this video of three ‘people’ flying through the skies New York City. It’s so impressive, people in New York actually take the time to look up and be impressed by it:
Given New York City’s sensitive airspace, I’m shocked that the people shooting this weren’t immediately shut down and tazed five seconds into this video. Or maybe they just cut that part out. Either way, cool thing, people!
Ozzy the Collie — birth name Osbert Humperdinck Pumpernickle — is pretty remarkable. That’s because lil Ozz manages to do what I could barely myself accomplish in a beginner’s yoga class: Balancing on his little dog pulkes with his paws up in the air on just about anything: Chains, ropes, signs, trains full of circus runaways, you name it.
A balancing dog may not seem like a big deal, but why don’t you tell me that again after your local animal limbo contest:
The photos are cute… but the video of him trying to balance is some straight up Bobby Fischer sh*t.
Fox News has certainly gone after its fair and balanced share of critics. But perhaps they should have thought twice before setting their conservative phasers on legendary felt-faced actors known commonly as “The Muppets.” The station has accused The Muppets of pushing — breathe in now — a communist agenda — and exhale. Thrown in with this is the notion that the Muppets are against the oil industry, laughable really, when obviously Ms. Piggy is a Moroccan oil girl.
Thankfully, one journalist had the good sense to clear all of this up, during a press conference for the new film in England. And it’s amazing how much can go on in that little felt head of theirs, as the Muppets proceed to ZING THE SH*T out of Fox News. Now, we’re not taking sides here on the political front, but you know we love it when Miss Piggy keeps things all too real. Not to mention, she and Piers Morgan used to have a thing together… so it’s only right.
Here’s a teen in Oklahoma with the odd but incredible talent to hear any word and repeat that word backwards within three seconds. The video is literally just three minutes of her friends throwing out random words and her saying them backwards, but it is strangely and completely transfixing. Or should I say…whatever ‘transfixing’ is backwards, I’m not making the effort to type it.
If I’m ever trapped in a situation where I absolutely need to know what some words are backwards and I have a very limited time to do so, this is the person I want by my side, and I MEAN that:
I’m very glad that, like, a Nike logo didn’t pop up at the end of this and it didn’t turn out to be some BS viral marketing thing. New Nike BACKWARDS shoes – TI OD TSUJ!!! (LeBron James pulls a basketball back through a hoop then lands and runs away backwards).
Looking to get a melodica cover of “Barbie Girl” stuck in your head for the rest of your life? GOOD NEWS!
Check out this amazing SIX MINUTE medley of 90s dance hits all played in succession on a single melodica with true Jock Jams-worthy proficiency. I don’t think there’s any question that when it comes to melodica virtuosos, this guy is The Real McCoy. (Eh? Ehhh??)
This’ll REALLY take you back to 1995. Or to current-day sporting events and Dreamworks movies: