Video Games

Remember Battle Chess, that old computer chess game where whenever you captured a piece, the pieces would animate and fight one another?

Well – what if you took that same concept, only instead of “fighting” one another, the pieces were naked men and women and they had really explicit sex? What?? What am I saying? Who would EVER want that? Who even cares about chess games at all anymore, and who wants to mix their porn — a thing that is super-readily available at all times to everyone always — with an animated chess video game? Aroused Chessmasters don’t even have any interest in that (though for them, it falls into the “don’t sh*t where you eat” category.)

Anyway, TOO LATE, because now there’s a game called Lovechess Salvage and it’s literally a bunch of human chess pieces f***ing. Click the pic below to watch the trailer for the game, but be forewarned, it’s VERY NSFW. Especially if you really can’t stand chess:

Welp, check that off the “Why Are These Things Being Combined” list! Congratulations on being a thing, Lovechess. You’ve saved us all the embarrassment of having to masturbate to another regular chess game.

(via No, Money Down!)