Remember when we all saw Janet Jackson’s boob during the Super Bowl that one year and toddlers nationwide all instantly got boners and were like “Mommy where do babies come from? I’m gonna do drugs now” and parents were like “OH GOD NO!!!” and society came apart at the seams?
Well, because of that, now you can’t say “Go To Hell” in your Super Bowl commercial for a video game in which you literally do go to Hell:
The company [EA], which is making its Super Bowl debut, had to soften the tagline in order to get clearance from CBS. The network determined the “Go to hell” tag was too controversial for the broadcast. “It was deemed too provocative,” said Paulo Ribeiro, account director at Wieden, Portland, Ore. “The final verdict has yet to be rendered, but it is unlikely that we will get [it on the game.]“
That’s pretty damn provocative — when I saw the words “Go To Hell” on the screen, I was like, “Man that is provoking me! I have to go do that now! There’s no way they can air this during a thing where guys constantly slam into one another and frequently get severely injured and they show the replays over and over again! They need to restrict their commercials to nice ones about babies who want to f*ck supermodels.”
After the jump, watch the SUPER CONTROVERSIAL Super Bowl commercial for the game Dante’s Inferno if you dare (NSFW if you work at the Super Bowl):
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