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4 April
Wednesday

Emily Blunt Is A Much Better Actress If You Tease Her About Her Pubes

Did you ever think that Salmon Fishing in the Yemen would be worth seeing if Emily Blunt had been publicly embarrassed about her bush during filming? Still no, right? Why did they ever green-light that movie? Luckily, Blunt’s upcoming film Your Sister’s Sister had way more behind-the-scenes bush humiliation. I’m not saying that means it’ll be a better movie; I’m just saying it can’t hurt.

“I remember one scene when the director Lynn Shelton came up to Rosemarie DeWitt and whispered in her ear, ‘Say something that would really embarrass Emily’. So Rose told this story that involves my nether regions,” Blunt admitted to Elle UK. “Basically, her friend was going out with this boy and he’d said to her, ‘I think you need to shave your pubic hair because it’s really pouffey in your underwear,’ and so we’re doing this scene and Rosemarie just goes [adopts American accent], ‘Do you remember when Chris told you to shave your bush?’ I went completely crimson, I was so mortified. For the first time ever on film, I cried with laughter and they caught it, they captured that golden moment when it was completely genuine.”

Aw, let’s start handing out Golden Globe noms right now! Plus, is there any more adorable way to spell ‘pouffey’? Plus, now that guy Chris knows that he helped create a work of art, which must be a nice change from being a big sack of worms all the time.

(HuffPo)

4 April
Wednesday

The 5 Best Things About This Photo Of Jennifer Lawrence Finding Out About Her Oscar Nom

I don’t know if this photo of Jennifer Lawrence learning about her 2011 Oscar nomination for Winter’s Bone is real or where it came from. All I know is that it showed up on Tumblr sometime last week and I can’t stop thinking about how magical and wonderful it is, for five simple reasons.

1. The matching parental bathrobes! In kneelength, no less. So risky and carefree. And also, Mom Lawrence has thrown her hands in the air and is waving them like her daughter just got an Oscar nom, and for this I love her so.

2. That hot, hugging brother of her’s. I’ve got something he can bear hug – this bowl of popcorn I just made for us to curl up with on the couch as we watch Friends reruns together and spoon.

3. Silk pajama pants, a t-shirt, a sweater from Kohl’s that Grandma gifted you last year, and some cheap black slippers?! Jennifer, you are wearing my signature look and I like it!

4. Hello, Jennifer Lawrence’s boyfriend Nick Hoult. You are in your gym clothes at 5 in the morning which means you are a maniac and you also kind of look like you’re wearing roller skates which means you are the perfect man.

5. Oh look, a movie star decorates her apartment with things purchased at Marshall’s Home Goods. It’s official – Jennifer Lawrence is the most likable celebrity around.

 

3 April
Tuesday

British Journalist Who Says “Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful” Gets Doused With Internet Haterade

Oh gurl. Samantha Brick is a lady – a nice looking lady – who went on a tear in the Daily Mail (of course) yesterday about how her beauty makes men do absurdly nice things like offer her free champagne and flowers. Sounds like a great life! (*looks at my own empty champagne glasses and vase, sighs*) But alas, there is a twist to this story. According to Samantha, being a “tall, slim, blonde” babe means there are “downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks.” Surely you see where this is going, person who understands how the Internet works?

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31 March
Saturday

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: 37 Things I Did For Best Week Ever

Well, my time at Best Week Ever is coming to a close. But before I go, here are 37 things I am proud to have done over the last 6 years. Please note that putting this list together has given me life-altering anxiety this week because I can’t believe it’s over! So, presenting THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: 37 Things I Did For Best Week Ever:

37. Fell In Love With Knut. Met Him. Then Mourned Him.

Our journey with Knut was a deep one. We fell in love with the little scamp from birth, as did the other 1000 billion people living in China and beyond. But, like a little Lindsay Lohan except not quite as pale, the attention got to little Knuty, right around the time he started growing up into a less small, way filthy dirtier full grown polar bear.

I was one of the millions to go to Berlin and meet Knut. He was huge, navy brown, and depressed. Nearly a year later to the day, poor baby Knut passed away. And we gave you 50 photos to remember him by. I just hope his girlfriend from Stuttgart is OK.

36. Wasn’t Discovered At Planet Hollywood

You’ve heard the story a million times: Small town girl takes the bus to Planet Hollywood with big dreams, but leaves older, wiser, broken, with nary a single cement handprint plaque to her name. This is the story of how I found out I wasn’t cut out for the celebrity-owned restaurant industry.

Read: Planet Hollywood… 17 Years Later


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30 March
Friday

The Ultimate Farewell Michelle Collins GIF Wall

This fur-filled GIF wall was constructed with a heavy heart. As our managing editor Michelle Collins signs off for the last time tonight, we could think of no more appropriate way to show our love than with bouncy baby goats, belly-flopping corgis and a dash of Hamm for good measure. Pour one out for MiMi CoCo tonight and before you do, admire our Ultimate Farewell Michelle Collins GIF Wall.

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30 March
Friday

HOLLYWOOD IS MAKING A SEQUEL TO THE MOVIE TWINS AND THAT’S IT THAT’S THE LAST THING

Just yesterday, a friend of mine was complaining about Wrath Of The Titans, saying how Hollywood today is entirely dependent upon remakes and sequels. I responded to this common complaint as I always do by agreeing but noting that relying on sequels & known properties is something Hollywood has been doing for decades, basically since its inception (and its follow-up Inception II: Still Dreamin’).

Then ONE DAY after dusting off my stock argument that Hollywood isn’t any more dependent on remakes today than it’s ever been, THR reports that a sequel to the 1988 Schwarzenegger/DeVito not-even-ironically-beloved movie Twins is in the works, and it’s co-starring Eddie Murphy and titled “Triplets” and it’s all over:

Is the world ready for a sequel to Twins? [Does a bear sh*tting in the woods think it's ready for a sequel to Twins? - Ed]

Universal and Montecito Picture Co. are hoping to develop a doozy of a follow-up to the 1988 hit comedy that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito that would reunite the two stars.

But wait, there’s a twist: In the new scenario, Eddie Murphy would act as a third brother.

Titled Triplets, the story would see Schwarzenegger and DeVito as brothers Julius and Vincent, conceived experimentally, who discover they have third sibling.

Bye! That’s everything. Someone be sure to tell Eddie Murphy to hit the light on his way out. #Things

29 March
Thursday

Let’s Laugh At Fat Animals, For Old Time’s Sake

As was announced yesterday, tomorrow will be my last day here at BWE.tv. But while I comb through old posts to bring you a MICHCOLL MEGAMIX of delights tomorrow, why not revert to one of my favorite weekend past times: Pointing and laughing and fat animals. And who else to bring us this flabby menagerie of delights other than “The most prestigious newspaper in the world” (– Rob Kardashian) Daily Mail. It’s a gallery of fat ass animals who don’t know what zumba is because they don’t speak English or watch The Today Show.

Yes, some kindred spirit in England has started a Biggest Loser competition for fat pets. Let’s meet our contestants:

This is Fifi. She was starved as a kitten, and like so many New York City prep school students, now has an addiction to food. She also looks exactly like the cat version of Paula Deen. Get this cat some “booter and oiiiyull Sayyyeth.”

This is Deco. He’s a yellow lab who weighs 121 pounds. (!!!) Just to give you an idea of how much that is, Deco weighs three times as much as Giada De Laurentiis (including head).

Cavalier Jack hasn’t spoken to his mother in 12 years.

Fat animals don’t give a fat f*ck ahead.

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27 March
Tuesday

Here’s A Quick Way To Make Hugh Jackman As Jean Valjean Even Better

Hugh Jackman tweeted this “official” first look as Jean Valjean in the Les Miserables movie musical today — as opposed to the “unofficial” pic we brought you last week. Here he is in prisoner mode, or, as my ancestors would call it, going to tuck a note into the Wailing Wall mode:

MMM if we’re going to rate the success of the film on how intensely Hugh Jackman can furrow his brows, producers better prep for millions of dirty, TB-ridden francs so start rollin in. The only… only… way we could possibly see Jackman upping the authenticity of the character?

STEP 1: Add Wolverine Claws.

He doesn’t even need to lift the runaway cart, he could just tear that sh*t up with his claws you guys.

27 March
Tuesday

Steven Tyler Washes Up Ashore Looking Stunning

Steven Tyler went to the beach looking like an extra in Independence Day when they thought the aliens were coming. I’m not sure if it’s the old timey Walt Disney swim trunks or the spearmint Lifesavers necklace he’s sporting, but something about these photos just makes me wanna roll the guy around in buffalo sauce and save him for Superbowl Sunday. It could also be his feet:

Wearing heels will do that to a gal! (My grandmother’s feet form perfect Vs.)

More pics of Lil Stevie ahead! I want to party with him.

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27 March
Tuesday

Swinger Dogs Looking Forward To Tonight’s Key Party

My internet pal Claire Zulkey (who is almost more of an internet sister) has passed along this compilation video of dogs in swings, set to just about the most upbeat music I’ve ever laid ears on. If The Artist won Best Picture simple for great music, a cute dog, and a flimsyish love story, then give this Youtube video all the Oscars because it has allll that and small dog legs sticking out of plastic underwear holes. It is, in short, a masterpiece.

Ahead, another internet friend Gretchen Scott reminds us of a classic dogs in a swing video ahead.

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