From THE HATER — Eddie Murphy hasn’t passed his prime, but he seems to think it’s ok to make some terrible movies. And with that, the most terrible press tour that he has ever taken. Check out the details, after the jump!
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JuneWednesday
Tyra Is Just So Versatile
From THE HATER — The lady of one thousand faces. The pinnacle of inspiration. Miss Tyra Banks can do it all. See every look of hers, and it’s meaning, after the jump! [hint: blue steel is not one of them].
MayMonday
JJ Abrams Has A New Series? Oh No.
From THE HATER — Looks like FOX is giving JJ Abrams a new show! Being that the audience of Lost has been getting so many answers these days, here are some questions about the new series. Find out more, after the jump!
MayThursday
Survivor + Super Sweet 16 = TV Gold?
From THE HATER — If only we could throw every spoiled chick into a poverty-stricken, developing nation. Victory! But no, instead these ex-Super Sweet 16-ers have cameras documenting their obnoxiousness. Horrah! See the preview, after the jump!
MayFriday
Politics and Booty Can Sometimes = Fun
From THE HATER — The Kardashians finally stand for a cause! Everyone jump on the Burma bandwagon. Why? Because Kim and Klan says you should! Check out this amazing PSA as well as other confusing combinations, after the jump!
MayTuesday
The Apocalypse Has Never Looked So Adorable
From THE HATER — If you don’t know, Wall-E is Disney’s/Pixar’s latest genius creation. If you didn’t notice, Wall-E is quite like Johnny 5. And if you haven’t seen the trailer, check it out after the jump!
AprilThursday
Angelina Jolie Making More Movies About Herself
From THE HATER — She may or may not be an assassin in real life. But she sure as hell enjoys playing one. Check out this trailer for her newest movie, after the jump!
AprilFriday
Those Creationists Are So Punk Right Now
From THE HATER — Rock music isn’t dead. Jesus isn’t really dead. And punk rock is sooooo hip right now, with the non-science peoples. Check out this tale of up and coming creationists, after the jump!
AprilTuesday
What’s So Wrong About MILF Island?
From THE HATER — The return of 30 Rock brought out our biggest fears…or greatest desires. MILF ISLAND! Apparently, the parody show-on-a-show got some backlash. Who said what, after the jump!
AprilFriday
New Kids, New-er Music
From THE HATER — Old, happy news, the New Kids On The Block are back together. Newer, uneasy news. They cut a new single. And it’s, a slow-jam, if you will. Go ahead, have a listen, after the jump!
