Necrophiliacs, rejoice! There is a possibility that a sex tape featuring the toothless likes of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty will show up on the internet any day now. From the UK Sun:
KATE MOSS is terrified about two missing tapes from her video diaries made with ex- lover PETE DOHERTY. The pair travelled everywhere with a camcorder to document their relationship. They captured hours of material of special occasions, antics on the tour bus and even behind closed doors at home.
After the pair’s messy break-up Kate found six of the eight tapes of the pair’s shenanigans and destroyed them.
A source revealed: “There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. “But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet.†Some clips were posted on the web while the pair were still an item. They were singing duets under the name KP Nuts.
In one the Babyshambles frontman is seen serenading a half-naked Kate in her Cotswolds home. In another they dressed in red military uniforms and sang together.”
OH, MMJEEZ. It’s enough even having to watch these people hold hands and smoke together, but to actually see his lazily drugged body lay on top of hers and thrust is too, too much. I’d rather get my hands on a Ringwraith Sex Tape than watch these two go at it.
Then again, there is a bright side: The sex-tape title. So many possibilities! Anorsexia‘s a little common, Bone Parade 4 is a little too obvious… No… I got it: Bone, Drugs and Loud-Moaning. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go kill myself.
After the jump, one of Pete’s — excuse me — “KP Nuts’” home movies, singing to a barely clothed Kate Moss. Borderline NSFW!
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