Sizzler

Worried about that Scientology birth that Katie Holmes is supposedly going to have? Don’t be:

Katie Holmes has allegedly asked Victoria Beckham to be her birthing partner.

The screen beauty…reportedly wants the former Spice Girl to be by her side when she goes into labour.

A source told Britain’s Grazia magazine: "Victoria and Katie have struck a real rapport ever since they were introduced by Tom and both of them are thrilled by the friendship."

Because the pair live in different countries…they are spending time on the phone preparing for the birth.

The source added: "Twice a week they both set aside half an hour to chat about the impending birth and any worries Katie might have.

"Sometimes they even practise breathing exercises over the phone."

I feel much better knowing that Posh will be there.

Need something to watch while you enjoy your crunk juice? Lil’ Jon‘s got just the thing. He is

following in the footsteps of fellow rapper Snoop Dogg by starring in his own pornographic films. In the first red-hot movie, Lil’ Jon’s Vivid Vegas Party, the singer doesn’t have sex on camera but does appear during numerous flesh-filled scenes.

Kind of lame that Lil’ Jon keeps the Lil’ Johnson off the screen, but it’s nice to see an artist branching out.

From the Sun:

MODEL Kate Moss travelled the world with hard drugs hidden inside a Fabergé egg. She used the £65,000 gem-encrusted case to carry cocaine, ecstasy and the date-rape drug Rohypnol. A pal told how Kate popped ecstasy and Rohypnol to help her “come down” from coke-fuelled highs. Kate, 32, showed off the egg, normally used as a posh decoration, during a South African trip in 1998.

Gives new meanign to the word Fab! (Thanks to Goldenfiddle.)

Barry Bonds got really strong and hit a lot of home runs!

Oh, and it sounds like he did a massive amount of steroids to do that. I probably should have mentioned that in the first line.

Baseball fan or not, you have to read this article. It basically claims that since ’98, Bonds has done more drugs than Courtney Love and put on more weight than Kirstie Alley.

So if this all turns out to be true, what’s going to happen to Bonds’ records? Will they be wiped out? Will they stand? Will they get an asterix? I have no clue… the only thing I do know is that I wouldn’t want to be with 1,000 feet of this guy when he finds out. The roid rage will be devastating.

What do you guys think about this? I want to know.

Are you sitting down? I’m about to break some shocking news: young, fashionable, NYU student and superstar, Ashely Olsen, is a smoker! Tabloid investigators got the scoop first hand after witnessing what appeared to be a cigarette in her left hand. While we knew that twin sister Mary Kate had some issues, we figured blonder sister Ashley was far too proper, polite, eco-friendly and socially-motivated to even consider the habit. While we’re very disappointed in Ashley, we take comfort in the fact that young girls still have a chaste and sober role model like Lindsay Lohan to look up too.

The short answer: Probably not. However, it’s amazing what happens when you slide a couple of effeminate looking photographs over a RuPaul song and match it up with some out of context interview quotes.

It just got even harder out there for a pimp. Shame on you, Media Take Out. Shame.

In the past few weeks he’s been linked to Alyssa Milano, Miss Kentucky and Cheryl "Dancing with the Stars" Burke, but Nick Lachey has found his perfect match. Laguna Beach’s Kristen Cavelleri has been spotted on several dates with Lachey and has reportedly even met his mom. Meanwhile, Kristen has appeared on two UPN shows(Lets Get This Party Started and Veronica Mars) and Nick has guest starred on the WB’s Charmed and Twins. If this relationship works out, we can expect to hear the patter of little CW’s.

Overheard this weekend:

"Diana Ross confiding that her 17-year-old son with the late Norwegian tycoon Arne Naess Jr., Evan Olaf Naess, was applying to nine colleges. ‘So far he’s heard back from two — he got into Arizona and Morehouse. Oprah called Morehouse for him.’"

It’s interesting that he still needs help even though Diana Ross is his mom and his dad was a tycoon. I’d hate to see what his grades must be like, though he must have relaxed when he found out Oprah was helping. I’m pretty sure she could get Scott Stapp into college. Maybe not his first choice, but definitely his safety.

(Thanks to the New York Daily News.)