From POPBYTES — Long ago, Dolly Parton united the country music scene and the porn industry, thanks to her enormous enjoyment of plastical-augmentation. With her newest single, she united the scientific and spiritual worlds, a bridge society has yet to achieve. Check out the video, after the jump!
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AprilWednesday
The Zombie Strippers Trailer Is Out!
From POPBYTES — Finally! What we’ve all been waiting for. Jenna Jameson acting in a movie where she keeps her clothes on! Mmmm, kind of. Check out the trailer of Zombie Strippers and add the release date to your calendar. See it, after the jump!
MarchTuesday
Macys Is A Celebrity’s Exploitation Paradise
From POPBYTES — Since it is essential in the breathing cycles of celebrities to have their name branded on some product, Macys has decided to put a whole slew of them together in one commercial! The only thing we’re missing is the lead-filled Hannah Montana gear. Check out the gang, after the jump!
MarchTuesday
Jonah Hill’s New Man
From POPBYTES — You didn’t hear?! OMG. Do you live under a rock, or something? Jonah Hill has a new boyfriend, and you’ll never guess who it is. Find out here, after the jump!
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MarchMonday
Do You Think You Can Be Paris’s New Best Friend?
From POPBYTES — Calling all semi-attractive brunettes! Paris Hilton is sooooooo tireddddd of everyone in her “scene” that she needs to create a reality show in order to find her newest best friend. Ohhh yeaa! Find out more [and check out these hopeless hopefuls], after the jump!
MarchThursday
IDOL UPDATE! & The Stipper’s Gone…
From POPBYTES — The dead Idol weight is starting to fall off, and soon these little hopefuls will be forgotten, like the rest of reality TV stars. Who couldn’t play with the big boys this week? The newest 15-minute catcher David Hernandez. Find out more about last nights episode, after the jump!
FebruaryFriday
Idol Update! Yes, It’s Still On…
From POPBYTES — Sooooo, American Idol is still in it’s top-whatever. Meaning, the uncomfortably-poor performances are done, and now we’re voting off the karaoke singers. Check out these rejects, after the jump!
JanuaryMonday
Dreamin’ Of Disney And Jennifer Lopez As Jasmine
From POPBYTES — Pop quiz, are these photos of celebrities contractually bound to the Disney empire? Or are they images from those fairy cards you’d find in crystal shops? You decide, after the jump!
JanuaryTuesday
Making The Band. Making Yourself Famous
From POPBYTES — There were a bunch of chicks in P. Diddy’s Making the Band, but Aubrey O’Day is looking to make more of a name for herself. Check out her new modeling photos, after the jump!
JanuaryMonday
The Authority On Crazies Blogs About The Crazy
From POPBYTES — Time for another “Save Britney” speech! This one comes from a nutty veteran, the one and only, Miss Courtney Love. Check out her blog entry, after the jump!
