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MarchThursday
Neighborhoodies Butterface
I’m sure you’ve noticed a lot of ads for custom T-shirt companies (like Neighborhoodies) where you see some funny slogan featured atop a pair of large, shapely breasts. But it seems like a lot of the ads don’t show the model’s head. Well, you can finally see what she looks like. See this Best Week Ever exclusive after the jump…
MarchThursday
The Godfather The Game The Premiere
As you may have heard, they’ve made "The Godfather" into a video game. I spent some time on the website and it actually looks pretty cool. (Check out Mob Face!) Anyway, they used a lot of elements of the movie to make it look authentic, including using Marlon Brando’s real face. They are trying so hard to make it like a movie that they even had a star-studded premiere. Check out the pictures after the jump.
MarchThursday
DAILY DANZA: Do the Math!
Richard Simmons x amphetamines + Tony Danza = why television was invented.
MarchWednesday
Are Robots Having the Best Week Ever?
You may be familiar with Isaac Asimov‘s first law of robots: They should not harm humans. Well, the United States government has never let a little thing like a law keep it from protecting its citizens. According to the Inquirer (via Slashdot), the United Sates army is deploying killer robots in Iraq. The robots, called SWORDS (Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection Systems), are equipped with either the M249, machine gun which fires 5.56-millimeter rounds at 750 rounds per minute or the M240, which fires 7.62-millimeter rounds at up to 1,000 per minute. Didn’t they see I, Robot? Okay, that’s a silly question. In any case, I think it’s a good idea to declare that robots are having the Best Week Ever. And on a personal note, I’d like to say that I’ve always loved robots and I would be glad to serve them in any capacity. Long live SWORDS, our exalted overlords!
MarchWednesday
Spike Lee Says “No Way” to President Condi
Spike Lee has mixed feelings about Condoleeza Rice. On the one hand he hates her, on the other he despises her:
“African-Americans will have to really, really, really, really, really, REALLY analyze the Secretary of State’s record, and get past the pigmentation of her skin,†he said. “If we do that, I don’t think we can vote for her. I’m not the spokesperson for 45 million African Americans … but that’s my right as an American citizen.†He laughed. “Hopefully, that right hasn’t been rescinded yet. I’m not going to vote for that woman. No. Way.â€
[A confession: I'm just posting this because I think the picture of Rice sitting alone, staring out an airplane window is somehow really funny, though I can't say why.]
MarchWednesday
Sopranos Remix: Do the Malanga!
Sunday night’s premiere of The Sopranos had everybody talking the next day. Is Tony okay? What does this all mean? And perhaps most importantly, what the f*ck did Junior say when he shot him?
We don’t really know, but whatever he said, we’re obsessed with it. Check out our new mash-up!
MarchWednesday
Silly Walk Generator
Do the words "Spanish Inquisition" send you into giggles? Is your favorite tree the larch? Did you vote for the Very Silly candidate in the last election? Then the Silly Walk Generator is for you.
MarchWednesday
The Greatest Hoaxes of All Time
As you may have heard by now, the story that Will Ferrell died in a paragliding accident was just a hoax, and a lame one at that. It was factually wrong, mathematically challenged, and included spelling errors. But if you like a good hoax, you might like to see this list of the 100 best April Fool’s hoaxes of all time at the Museum of Hoaxes. It includes the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, Sidd Finch, the Taco Liberty Bell, Nixon for President in ’92, and tons of other great ones. The list is incredibly entertaining, and also it might inspire you for April Fool’s in a couple of weeks.
MarchWednesday
Who’s Who In Your NCAA Basketball Pool
If you’re like most Americans, chances are you’ve received an email or a phone call from a friend asking you if you’re interested in joining their NCAA basketball pool. And, if you’re like most Americans with a slight gambling problem, you probably said yes.
Before you submit your sheet and write in UConn to win it all, Cracked is offering you a little who’s who in your Office Pool, so you know exactly what you’re going up against.
I like this little cheat sheet. I fall right in between the ‘You’ category and ‘The Guy Who Doesn’t Pick Any Upsets’, so my chances are pretty good this year.
So go Duke! (and every other team with a seed higher than the team it’s playing against!) I could use the $75.











