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19 July
Monday

Will Smith Confuses Son Jaden for Boyfriend

We kid!!!!!!! We. Kid. We Karate Kid.

Here are some adorable photos of Will Smith showin’ a little love to his superstar son Jaden Smith at a press conference for The Karate Kid in Berlin, Germany.

Aww, look how proud Will is of the world’s tiniest a-hole! Wait, you guys, stop, he’s just a child. Seriously. It’s wrong.

Here’s a GIF we’d like to have special delivered to Jaden so that he may relive this prized, glorious father and son moment forever for infinity.

14 July
Wednesday

All Of High Fashion Summed Up In One Photo (Part 2)

Next up in our ongoing series “Does Anyone In High Fashion Have The Guts To Be Like, ‘Hey Everyone, This Is Really Stupid!’” (Part 1: Lion-O), we present this photo from Barcelona Fashion Week:

Awesome! It’s about time Gallagher’s stage outfit from 1986 made a comeback! Fashion trends truly are cyclical.

After the jump, two more pics from the Juan Antonio Avalos “Stoic Balloon Hats” runway show, really tempting that Emperor’s New Clothes kid to speak up:

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13 July
Tuesday

The Heat Signed Mickey Mouse Too? That’s Ridiculous

I am posting this pic of Dwyane Wade just so I can make the joke “How are the Heat gonna fit Mickey Mouse under the cap? I guess he does have some character issues,” and link one of my favorite videos ever. Done and done!


7 July
Wednesday

All Of High Fashion Summed Up In One Photo

Chanel is really taking some risks at Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week with this bold new Thundercats Orchestra Conductor line.

On a related note, this whole world is stupid.

7 July
Wednesday

6 Sequels Lindsay Lohan Should Star In

Some people have claimed that Lindsay Lohan’s acting career is over and done with. We don’t find this to be the case. Sure, she’s been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation. But if you take a closer look at the photos that have emerged from her sentencing, you’ll see that she isn’t so much a lost child abandoned by her parents for drugs and alcohol, but rather a shining young star ready to make her come back.

And so, we present 6 sequels Lindsay Lohan could easily star in based on her court performance yesterday. Casting directors, no need to thank us. (Actually, you know what, thank us.)

THE RING 3D: Little Girl Lost

(ps An actual movie getting made.)

THE LASTEST EMPEROR

Here’s to hoping Miley Cyrus scheduling conflict.



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1 July
Thursday

Guess Whose Child Star Situation This Is

You are about to hate us. Really. Really. Hate us.

Here is a photo of a man’s abdominal muscles. This man clearly works out. This man takes fitness and appearance seriously. This man was also a major child star at one point or another.

Hint: His head weighs 8 pounds.

Answer ahead.

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30 June
Wednesday

The 10 Best Pics of Chris Brown Crying During the World Cup

You guys totally aren’t going to believe this. It’s kind of shocking. I wouldn’t believe it myself if I hadn’t just discovered these pictures. But it looks like Chris Brown has been traveling the world to hang out with soccer fans ever since his BET Awards cryfest. And what’s even weirder is that he hasn’t managed to stop crying yet! We’re really starting to worry about Chris. But since Michelle already brought you the The 10 Best Pics of Chris Brown Crying it only seems natural to follow it up with …

The 10 Best Pics of Chris Brown Crying During the World Cup:

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28 June
Monday

Argentina Coach Maradona is Spooky; Scary

What a year for Argentine Soccer Coach and Fútbol Legend Diego Maradona! First, the Argentina Team triumphed over Mexico this weekend in the Round of 16, earning them a spot in the 2010 FIFA World Cup Quarter-Finals.

But even more exciting for Maradona? He’s finally become a man! Judging by his appearance at Saturday’s game, which reeked of post-Werewolf Bar Mitzvah fun times. Can you imagine what a blast this was?

From werewolf to wereman. Tell me this image wouldn’t make a fabulous sequel inspiration for Benicio Del Toro’s Wolfman 2: He’ll Jew Your Face Off:

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28 June
Monday

CHRIS FROWN: The 10 Best Pics Of Chris Brown Crying

As previously mentioned, Chris Brown sobbed his way through his Michael Jackson tribute during the 2010 BET Awards. But the only thing better than video of the tribute… are the photos. Take a perusal, and then wonder: Is Chris Brown the worst actor in the world? Or simply the most unprofessional performer? Feel free to debate if someone will be paying tribute to the death of his career at the 2011 BET Awards.

Here are the 10 Most Rewarding Photos of Chris Brown Crying:

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28 June
Monday

E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR MOM: Piggie Smalls

It was nearly two years ago today that we brought you the story of Cinders, a tiny pig so afraid of mud that his owners fitted him with small, green pig boots. Remember him?

Of course you do.

Well thanks to The Graham Norton Show on BBC America — arguably the best talk show on TV, for reasons not unrelated to this post — we have been introduced to yet another piglet in boots.

This is Clive.

Clive is an obviously British miniature piglet, whose owners apparently took some cues from Cinders and fitted him with small red Wellington boots taken off of a Paddington Bear doll. He’s also #1 on my poll for “Things I would like to simultaneously raise as my own/Eat for breakfast.”

So once again, thanks England, for seeing a small pair of boots on a bear doll and thinking “I wonder if those would fit my pet pig” and then actually putting them on your pet pig. Your insanity is the BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico that is my bloodstream.