July
Actually, Mr. Worst IMDB Pic Ever is just cutting the ribbon to inaugurate the table games at a Pennsylvania casino. Which would make a far more plausible and interesting plot than the actual Sex & The City 2 sequel, and they wouldn’t have to shoot in Morocco and call it Pennsylvania. Also the characters are 60.
After the jump, Noth puts on his gamblin’ shoes:
JulyWe kid!!!!!!! We. Kid. We Karate Kid.
Here are some adorable photos of Will Smith showin’ a little love to his superstar son Jaden Smith at a press conference for The Karate Kid in Berlin, Germany.
Aww, look how proud Will is of the world’s tiniest a-hole! Wait, you guys, stop, he’s just a child. Seriously. It’s wrong.
Here’s a GIF we’d like to have special delivered to Jaden so that he may relive this prized, glorious father and son moment forever for infinity.
JulyNext up in our ongoing series “Does Anyone In High Fashion Have The Guts To Be Like, ‘Hey Everyone, This Is Really Stupid!’” (Part 1: Lion-O), we present this photo from Barcelona Fashion Week:
Awesome! It’s about time Gallagher’s stage outfit from 1986 made a comeback! Fashion trends truly are cyclical.
After the jump, two more pics from the Juan Antonio Avalos “Stoic Balloon Hats” runway show, really tempting that Emperor’s New Clothes kid to speak up:
JulyI am posting this pic of Dwyane Wade just so I can make the joke “How are the Heat gonna fit Mickey Mouse under the cap? I guess he does have some character issues,” and link one of my favorite videos ever. Done and done!
July
Chanel is really taking some risks at Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week with this bold new Thundercats Orchestra Conductor line.
On a related note, this whole world is stupid.
June“Hey Joe, big favor – I’ve got my hands tied with this whole reacting to the Israel flotilla situation without sacrificing our influence on the cusp of a UN anti-nuclear resolution for the Middle East which could be the difference between peace and a nuclear war within the decade. Do you mind going to that Sesame Street dinner?”
“On it!”
MayHere’s Rip Torn outside his courtroom hearing today, giving a thumbs up as if to say “Yarrr, matey, I now be a sea captain!”
What a clichéd celebrity tactic – converting to sea captain right after you’re charged with a crime. I’m not buying it.
MayNo matter what excuse I come up with to post these photos of models in Madrid trying out the new Wonderbra by jumping on a trampoline and try to make fun of it in some haughty, “I’m too cool to actually care about these pics” blogger kinda way, the post would still clearly just be an excuse to post pics of lingerie models jumping on trampolines, because people on the internet seem to click on that sorta thing.
So, rather than fight this impulse with my detached, consciously self-assured blogger cynicism, I’m just gonna go 180 degrees the other way and post the photos as shamelessly as possible. Introduce a new feature…
DANZ BONER KORNER: Check Out These Models In Wonderbras Jumping On Trampolines!!!
I would’ve made a PETA joke, for the record.
MayHere’s Sting performing on the Today Show this morning. “Performing” – WINKKKK!!!! I’m winking because his performance looks like a performance with his penis:
More pics of Sting on the Today Show, with varying degrees of ridiculousness / sexuality:
After the jump, Dana Carvey’s Sting bit, because it’s been too long since Comedy Central aired this every summer afternoon:
April
April Fool’s!!!! They won’t actually devour us. Probably just maim us through dancing and leave us for dead. They’re not cannibals.
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