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1 June
Wednesday

The 25 Most Elegant Animals On The Internet

Meet my new favorite artist: Martine Roch. Ms. Roche lives in Dijon, France, where people just fling Grey Poupon at each other from limousine windows (presumably), and she creates simply precious paintings of animals as people in her series known as The Characters. The Characters range from her golden lab to monkeys and cats morphed together with old photographs. The result are images that make me wish for a time when llamas could serenade me by the Siene as I coquettishly twirl my parasol (#3 on my bucket list).

Since we are such fans of her work, we combed through her oeuvre to bring you what are easily the 25 Most Elegant Animals On The Internet (after this guy). E-mail this to you Mom and enjoy the rest of your day.

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4 May
Wednesday

CAPTION THIS: Spider-Man Is Bad At Cabs

- “You might wanna look away for a sec while I grab my wallet.”

- Spider-Man Musical attempts to improve safety by having the actor sit outside the cab when it explodes.

- “Nah, I’m not the guy from Spider-Man 3 but I do get that a lot.”

- Noah adds: Spider-Man fails to fit entire cab in butthole

Think you can do better? (Hint: you can!) Caption away in the comments.

(pic via Splash News)

3 May
Tuesday

CAPTION THIS: The White House Watches The Osama Raid

- “Is that…Paul Reiser?”

- “Which one of us does Russian Gary Oldman shoot next?”

- “ANOTHER commercial? God dammit, Chopped.”

Noah adds: “Can we switch it over to NOGGIN real quick?”

Other captions? Leave ‘em in the comments.

(pic via Flickr)

3 January
Monday

South Korea Welcomes The New Year With An Underwater SCUBA Rabbit

In honor of the new year in South Korea, here’s a dude in a SCUBA rabbit suit doing underwater acrobatics in the middle of a bunch of fish. As I suspected, this is indeed the Korean equivalent of a NKOTB / Backstreet Boys Supergroup:

2011 is officially the Year of the Rabbit in Korea, so, you know, flipping SCUBA bunny. Though it’s certainly no Avril Lavigne singing “Girlfriend” for a bunch of Times Square-ites delirious with bathroom-holding-in, at least in terms of me not precisely knowing why I’m seeing it.

7 December
Tuesday

Bears Don’t Shake Hands, Bears Gotta HUG!

Awww, photos of two brother bears hugging at a national park in Alaska! It’s all the adorableness of Grizzly Man, but without any delusional cause-addicts getting themselves predictably mauled!

Cuuuute! Though I’m sure some buzzkill scientician will explain that this isn’t actually a hug, it’s probably some horrible instinctual behavior that looks like a hug (they’re resting up to tag-team murder their cubs so their females go back into heat or something), but whatever it is, it sure looks adorable to me, and that’s the only science I care about! Also, ichthyology.

After the jump, two more pics of the brother bears bro’in it up:

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19 November
Friday

Chilean Miners Rewarded For Miraculous Survival With Bus Tour Of Los Angeles

In honor of their having been trapped in a mine, the Chilean Miners were given a full sightseeing tour of Los Angeles yesterday, including a double-decker bus ride and a trip to the Walk of Fame, to just re-affirm how really, really tough their jobs were even before the mine collapsed.

Unfortunately, most of the people walking around L.A. probably assumed they were just some D-bags still wearing their Chilean Miners group Halloween costumes, and kept shooting them bad looks:

3 more pics after the jump, including a giant ad for Entourage. What a time to be alive, eh miners?

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26 August
Thursday

Fat Guy In Little Beach Chair: A Photojournal

Additional pic and spoiler after the jump:

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5 August
Thursday

Man Protests Westboro Baptist Church in Best Way Possible: With Sign

The missing links over at the Westboro Baptist Church will find any occasion necessary to break out their well-worn “God Hates F*gs” and “God Hates Jews” signs. Crushing news for Harvey Fierstein.

But today, the animals at the WBC have met their nemesis:

Meet Random Dude With a Sign. God definitely loves this guy. He’s 100 percent Constitutional!

(via Wilson Cruz’ Twitter)

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28 July
Wednesday

Woody Harrelson Plays B-Ball With JT… Is This A Remake Of That Movie Money Train?

Here’s Woody Harrelson playing basketball with Justin Timberlake on the set of their new movie, Friends With Benefits. Looks to me like this movie is just a remake of the Woody Harrelson / Wesley Snipes basketball classic, Money Train. Woody’s character in that movie played basketball when he wasn’t robbing money trains.

More pics below of JT bringing BASKETBALL back! That’s what I would’ve typed if this were a tabloid in 2006-07. Which it kinda is. I’m leaving it.

19 July
Monday

Sex And The City 3 Takes A Really Dark Turn

Actually, Mr. Worst IMDB Pic Ever is just cutting the ribbon to inaugurate the table games at a Pennsylvania casino. Which would make a far more plausible and interesting plot than the actual Sex & The City 2 sequel, and they wouldn’t have to shoot in Morocco and call it Pennsylvania. Also the characters are 60.

After the jump, Noth puts on his gamblin’ shoes:

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