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11 July
Monday

The Song Of Summer 2011: The Race Is On!


We are knee-deep into summer, and the annual race for Song Of The Summer is on. Around this time a year ago, we all wished we were “California Gurls,” or at least that we could rock a candy bra (LADIEZ!).

Although it’s still relatively early, the unofficial yearly task of deciding which song will reign supreme as the season’s anthem — providing the soundtrack to swimming, sunsets, and downing wieners (#LOL) — is in full swing. And what a challenge it’s been so far!

While we’re still awaiting albums from Colbie Caillat, Kelly Rowland, and Jeff Bridges (no kidding), it’s mostly THE LADIEZ who are the strongest contenders in the race, with the crown currently in a four-way tug of war between Britney Spears (“I Wanna Go”), Nicki Minaj (“Super Bass”), Adele (“Rolling In The Deep”), and Katy Perry (“Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” and “E.T.”).

Hiding in the corners are LMFAO (“Party Rock Anthem”), Lady Gaga (“The Edge Of Glory”), Hot Chelle Rae (“Tonight Tonight”), and Pitbull (“Give Me Everything”), all of whose songs are teetering on smashdom, although Pitbull has the edge here, considering it could easily be the dude’s summer since he’s in, like, a million songs. And don’t rule out Jennifer Lopez, whose comeback is nothing to scoff at, since “On The Floor” is still a major player.

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7 July
Thursday

Lexi St. George Is No Rebecca Black, That’s For Sure

Good news! Rebecca Black has kept a pretty low profile recently, probably because America’s ironic appreciation for the kid lasted the approximate 15 minutes (but thanks for reminding us, Katy Perry). The tween dream is all “Friday’d” out after Ark Music Factory pocketed her parents’ money and turned their kid into a momentary national joke pop star, because in 2011, bar mitzvah music videos can actually make you famous for a couple of minutes!

Ark hasn’t given up hope, of course, as they’ve pooped out a new kid from their assembly line to sweep the ‘net. Her name is Lexi St. George, which sounds like she should carry around a teacup poodle wearing a tiny matching tiara. Her song, “Dancing To The Rhythm,” is predictably bland, but there are two noteworthy items about her: 1) Her voice is nowhere near as nasal and shrill as Rebecca Black’s (so good job or whatever!) and 2) she definitely flew a time machine to 1990, where Amy Grant told her that a floppy fedora and shoulderpads is the way to go.

In other words, Lexi St. George is not a horror show, which means that Ark Music Factory may have not yet stolen the kid’s soul. Hooray!

[via Thought Catalog]

P.S. We’re still on Team CJ FAM.

7 July
Thursday

The Guy From Smash Mouth Seems Very Cool — Seriously!


The guy from Smash Mouth (no, not Shrek) was challenged on Twitter by a user named @fart to eat a bunch of eggs for $20 bucks (#howwelivenow).

Turns out that the guy from Smash Mouth, Steve Harwell, is, as it turns out, a very good person who took the joke in stride, not only accepting the challenge, but making it an opportunity to donate to a charity. In fact, for $10,000 donated to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital, Steve Harwell will eat 24 eggs and put it on YouTube or whatever.

You can donate here, and you can also thank Mr. @fart for spearheading a stupid joke that is actually helping people! Good job, Smash Mouth, and good job, Mr. @fart!

[via Death & Taxes]

7 July
Thursday

The Day The Music Died, When Alice Cooper Dueted With Ke$ha

I’m not the biggest fan of heavy metal, but I definitely respect it and understand its important place in popular music, as well as the talent possessed by some of its superstars. Alice Cooper is one of those superstars: a guy whose presence as a juggernaut status borrowed from art, hard rock, and new wave. He is an extremely accomplished guy who, once upon a time, used to scare the bejesus out of everybody, but can now be fondly looked upon as one of the early iterations of The Rock Star.

You guys know Keisha Keyshia Ke$ha? She’s that girl who wears dirt in her hair and glitter on her face, and has made an enormous career out of whining into microphones, quickly having that sound Auto-Tuned, and then talking about throwing up in closets? Yeah, she’s the anti-Rock Star, so to speak, in that she burst onto the scene by insisting that she lives the “rock star lifestyle,” and somehow we believed her and made that dream come true in a postmodern twist of fate.

These two forces have finally come together to sing Cooper’s classic, “School’s Out,” and it’s a meeting of both worlds, by which we mean “the talented” (Alice) and …Keisha.

 

 

Keep on rockin’ in the free world, Alice! And, um, good luck to you, Keisha! May all the tween girls with tickets paid by their parents continue to rock out until curfew!

[via ONTD]

6 July
Wednesday

This Is Great: They Might Be Giants Cover Chumbawamba

As part of the Onion AV Club’s ongoing “Undercover” Project, where different bands take turns covering songs from a master list (and crossing those songs off when they’re done), They Might Be Giants dropped in and picked, from a mostly-depleted list, Chumbawamba’s notorious random-phrases 90s anthem, “Tubthumping”.

The resulting video is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) awesome, featuring a studio full of random staffers shouting along to the chorus of a song which, as the band even points out, kind of sounds like a TMBG song to begin with. Needless to say, on the “Quirky” scale, this cover falls somewhere between Juno’s bedroom and this guy:


They Might Be Giants covers Chumbawamba

6 July
Wednesday

Let’s All Undress Kevin ‘K-Mac’ McCall With Our Eyes Together!

Chris Brown finally did something right. No, he didn’t start a sheltered for battered women or people who throw chairs out of windows when a journalist brings up their domestic abuse charges. He collaborated with a guy named Kevin “K-Mac” McCall, who is officially one of the most beautiful human beings we’ve ever seen.

Ladies (and fellas who like fellas), you know that thing where a guy is all pumped-up and juicy, but without being super-muscle-y, while he still manages to maintain that man-cleave that sits right above one’s pants? It’s a crazy beautiful thing when it happens, and guess what? It is HAPPENING HARDCORE on this guy, Kevin “K-Mac” McCall. He is a rapper/singer whose NSFW summer anthem, “F*ck You Pay Me,” can be played with the volume off, if you so choose because HIS SHIRT IS OFF AND SHALL REMAIN OFF ALL THE TIME PLEASE.

[via Popdust]

5 July
Tuesday

Jada Pinkett Chose To Spend More Time With Her Family Than Her Metal Band LOLOL

You guys know Jada Pinkett Smith, the actress and wife to Will Smith, one of the world’s most famous (and expensive) actors? If you’ve heard of them, you could probably imagine that between Jada, Will, their son Jaden and daughter Willow (already a celebrated actor and music act, respectively), the Smiths probably do okay financially.

But Jada Pinkett Smith will have you know that even she can’t have everything:

I had to make choices. Believe me, I would still be on the road with my band, Wicked Wisdom…if I didn’t have the responsibility of a family.

Do you hear that? If it weren’t for her role as a mother and wife, Jada Pinkett Smith would be KILLING IT, Almost Famous‘ing her way around the country as the lead singer in her METAL BAND, the same one that opened for BRITNEY SPEARS before causing an uproar when they were booked on Ozzfest.

Life is tough sometimes, that’s for sure. You could probably ask anyone who has battled illness or lost loved ones, or maybe raised children without nannies or obscene amounts of money within hand’s reach? But you can officially now ask Jada Pinkett Smith, whose choice to raise a family got in the way of her very cool dream of headlining an awesome metal band that is called Wicked Widsom (#tweenpoetry).

Parents just don’t understand, right?

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5 July
Tuesday

Oakland A’s To Host M.C. Hammer Bobblehead Night

When it comes to topical baseball promotions, there just aren’t many that make more sense than the Oakland A’s giving away M.C. Hammer Bobbleheads on July 17th, 2011, aka “National M.C. Hammer Day” aka “Actually Just Kidding It’s Not At All”:

On July 17, MC Hammer will be getting another high honor but this time it won’t be from the world of music [Ed Note: Duh.]. Hammer worked as a clubhouse assistant for his hometown squad Oakland Athletics between 1973 and 1980 and the MLB squad will be the first baseball team to award a bobblehead doll to a rapper.

I wonder how much they had to pay Hammer to use his likeness? I’m guessing somewhere in the ballpark of $3.50, or roughly his appearance fee for the Cash 4 Gold ad (adjusted for inflation).

The A’s are hosting M.C. Hammer Bobblehead Night as part of the team’s “80s Weekend” promotion, even though the majority of Hammer’s success came in the 90s. Perhaps it’s just Hammer’s latest attempt to travel back to the beginning of his career to remind his past self to invest more wisely? But then that’d create a paradox and I wouldn’t be typing this joke. Oh no! Please Hammer, don’t create a rift in the space-time continuum (‘em)!

1 July
Friday

Another Reason To Go Nuts Over Anderson Cooper: Because He Hates Countess Luann, Too

Honestly, is Anderson Cooper not everyone’s Dream Date? Look at the guy! Even if you’re not into old dudes (we’re not saying he’s old, because he isn’t, even though go ahead and be old if you want!), that head of luscious silver hair is beguiling, to say the least.  Maybe it’s that thing where you’re like, yeah, he’s gray on top, but that doesn’t mean he’s gray everywhere, y’know? Is that a thing??? Where am I going with this???

Here’s where I’m going: Anderson Cooper is also sexy because he is a GENIUS. Ever since I heard him talk about the sad state affairs that was Lindsay Lohan‘s mom having a short-lived reality show, I’ve been on board the Anderson Cooper Is The Ultimate Bullsh*t Detector Train (choo choo!). This guy doesn’t parse words about terrible things in the media, and even when he cops to guilty pleasures (including his embrace of some the medium’s finest dirtbags, like Nene Leakes of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta), he’s still the ultimate voice of reason.

Recently, Anderson got to check out the “music video” from “non-singer” Countess Luann Delicatessen called “Ooh La La France Oui Oui Chic C’est La Vie” and just went off on how terrible it is, as well as how it compares to other musical ventures by dummies living in Andy Cohen‘s basement.

HALLELUJAH FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN!

[via Towleroad]

30 June
Thursday

Vegas Odds: Why Does Lenny Kravitz Use An Old School iPhone Handset?