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21 March
Friday

Elvis Costello’s Next Album To Viciously Satirize Ramen Noodles

Elvis CostelloElvis Costello will forever have a lifetime pass into my teeny tiny exclusive VIP section of absolute favorite musicians, regardless of his modern-day hits and misses, alongside Stuart Murdoch and Robert Pollard and the respective hot chicks who occupy said imaginary VIP club.

Which is why, when Costello announced his new album was entitled “Momofuku,” I immediately hopped onto the handy internet searching engine Google Dot Com to get to figure out what, if anything, this surely inspirational bit of unparalleled, witty sardonicism meant. According to Rolling Stone:

Did Costello, who currently lives in New York, name his new release after the hottest restaurants in the city: chef David Chang’s Momofuku Noodle Bar, Momofuku Ssam Bar, and the new, impossible-to-get-into Momofuku Ko?

“We’ve heard he’s a fan of the restaurant, but I doubt he’d name his album after us,” says [Noodle Bar Owner David] Chang. “That would be too weird. It blows my mind. There’s just no way! He’s Elvis Costello, for Christ’s sake!”

True, it would appear out of left field for Costello to name his new album after a series of Ramen bars (based on the name Momofuku Ando, creator of Ramen), but to what else could this awfully specific word refer?

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21 March
Friday

ICYMI: Michael Stipe Has Something Very Shocking To Tell You About His Band-Mates

stipe_vidannouncement.jpgI haven’t thought of R.E.M. in a few years (not that they’re bad, just been awhile since we heard from them), so you can imagine my surprise this week when, in the course of a few days, he dropped not one but TWO huge bombshells on us, right before their new album comes out. Bombshell #1 is obvs the fact that, despite what he’s led us to believe all these years, Michael Stipe is actually a gay. Bombshell #2 involves band-mates Mike Mills and Peter Buck, and I’m not going to lie to you, it’s a real corker.

Find out the shocking news in Stipe’s new video statement, after the jump!

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21 March
Friday

BWE Alarm Clock for Friday, March 21st!

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After the jump, today’s VERY SPECIAL Friday edition of the BWE Alarm Clock (turn the volume up to a bajillion and get ready to D.A.N.C.E.)!

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20 March
Thursday

Best Night Ever – SXSW at the Stereogum Party Edition!

Our friends at Stereogum were kind enough to invite BWE.tv to their joint SXSW Stereogum/Paste Party in Austin, TX last week. Many amazing bands and shots of Southern Comfort later, Shea Hess is here to bring you the very best moments from their party, including clips with Simian Mobile Disco and Pattern is Movement. BWE.tv and Stereogum, deep in the Heart of Texas!

19 March
Wednesday

BWE @ SXSW: Band Name Or Lifetime Movie?

We sent our own Shea Hess down to Austin to report back on this year’s SXSW Music Festival from the Stereogum House. Check out this video, in which she finds out whether indie rock luminaries such as Sean from Atmosphere, Peter Moren from Peter Bjorn and John, Johnathan Rice, J*Davey, American Bang, John from Health, Meiko, Josephine Collective and The Cribs can differentiate between the names of other bands, or movies on the Lifetime Network.

19 March
Wednesday

CAPTION THIS: Mariah’s New Album Cover

Mariah Carey is back! Only this time, she’s five inches wide and trapped in a Photoshop tutorial:

Mariah

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17 March
Monday

CAPTION THIS: Smells Like The Spirit Of Kurt Cobain Rolling Over In His Grave

I’m sure that if Kurt Cobain were still alive today, he would simply have loved lending his name to the side of a corporate line of sneakers. What could be more punk rock than that? (Also: real classy, Courtney.)

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See the super-indie message scrawled on the bottom of the shoe (woah, writing on the bottom!?! SO PUNK!) after the jump!

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17 March
Monday

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Notorious B.I.G. Actor Strangely S.K.I.N.N.Y

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Here is an exclusive look at Jamal Woolard, the actor picked to play Biggie Smalls in the upcoming biopic of the rappers life, entitled Notorious. Wayne Barrow, a producer of the film, has started a blog following the making of the movie, and has posted the above pic for the world to criticize. Here’s what he has to say:

We cast Jamal Woolard in the role of B.I.G.. Although Jamal has a bit of history of his own in the music industry, he is still relatively unknown, which we thought was an integral element in filling the role. Jamal, a Brooklyn native, has been working hard to capture the spirit of Christopher’s character, the soul of the man. We are extremely excited about our choice of casting, his natural charm and charismatic demeanor is very reminiscent of B.I.G and we look forward to sharing this ride with him.

I don’t know about you guys, but the Biggie I knew was carrying at least 140 more whoppers on his bod than this fella. Though we do appreciate the actor’s finesse, right down to his ladylike pinkie finger.

After the jump, a comparison:

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17 March
Monday

LISTEN UP: The Rawking Refuses To Stop!

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Throughout Marchy March and the Funky Month, we’ll be bringing you mp3-enriched Listen Up posts written by some of our favorite music bloggers from the world wide Interwebs. Today, some rawk talk with David from The Rawking Refuses To Stop!

See his selections, after the jump!

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13 March
Thursday

Video Hits One: Britney Spears Stars As “Aeon F*x”

BRITNEY ICE.JPGWhat’s the fastest way to turn an aging, mentally unstable mother of two pop star back into the hot young thing she was at 16? Why, animate her latest music video of course! And so, they did with Britney Spears‘ latest single off of her addictive Blackout album, “Break the Ice”. The video brings to mind the genius animation that defined early 1990′s “Liquid Television”, Britney a veritable “Aeon F*x”: Model tall, 100 pounds tops, and not a hint of extension knot or baby mama stretch mark. It’s a miracle video, really. (via Jossip)

We only hope that producers are planning a Tom & Jerry style re-re caper for the “Radar” vid…

The amazingness is after the cut!

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