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AprilThursday
The 20 Things You Find When Looking For Last Year’s Tax Return
I had my annual appointment with my tax guy this week, which is USUALLY the one day a year I actually feel like something resembling an actual adult (I’m shoveling Starburst Crazy Beans into my mouth while typing this), except for this year, because I spent several hours tearing my room apart looking for my 2011 tax forms and couldn’t find them, but what I DID find was just random stupid thing after random stupid thing to remind me that I’m a complete failure as a functional grownup.
Here are 20 Things I Found Much Quicker Than My 2011 Tax Forms – hopefully most of you who’ve wasted a day looking for something can relate:
1. Two Copies Of Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Incubus Ticket Stub From 2002
3. Ernest DVDs
AprilWednesday
A 2012 Major League Baseball Preview Based Entirely On Team-Name Cuteness
The 2012 Major League Baseball Season is officially upon us, and while I’d love to channel my enthusiasm into a big “MLB Season Preview” post, most of my past attempts to sneak pseudo-sportswriting onto BWE have been met with varying degrees of reader-apathy.
So, rather than completely give up, let’s meet somewhere in the middle with something everyone on Bestweekever DOES like: Random, adorable photos of things. Here’s a division-by-division breakdown of what to expect this Baseball Season based entirely on the cuteness of one photo representing each team nickname. LET THE ANALYSIS BEGIN:
1. Baltimore Orioles
2. Boston Red Sox
[Photo: Flickr]
3. New York Yankees
AprilMonday
5 Photos Of Michael Fassbender In Birthday Hats
Today marks not only our first day here on BWE.tv without the irreplaceable Michelle Collins (we are in extreme tragic denial and thus cannot emotionally elaborate on this sad fact), but it also JUST SO HAPPENS to be the birthday of one Michael Fassbender, aka, quite possibly Michelle’s most-covered hot topic of all time.
In honor of both Mr. Fassbender’s birthday and Michelle’s impossibly-timed departure, we present on her behalf this imaginary list of 5 Photos Of Michael Fassbender In Party Hats:
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MarchFriday
5 Clash Of The Titans Sequels We’d Like To See
With the Clash of the Titans sequel Wrath Of The Titans hitting theaters this weekend, we wonder, what does the future have in store for the “[Word That Sounds Like 'Clash] Of The Titans” film franchise? Cue up The Clash and check out our wishlist of 5 ‘Clash’ Sequels We’d Like To See:
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MarchThursday
19 Ways Hollywood Can Ruin The New 1984 Movie
George Orwell’s classic novel 1984 is on track to be adapted into another feature film. Noted street artist Shepard Fairey is said to be co-producing the project, but we’re still highly confident Hollywood will find a way to ruin it. Here are 19 simple ways Hollywood can do exactly that:
19. CGI’d Big Brother
18. Victory Gin Replaced With Ciroc
MarchTuesday
Tim Tebow Goes Through The 5 Stages Of Grief: A Photo Essay
The Denver Broncos officially signed Peyton Manning to a 5-year contract today, a move which will likely lead to the eventual trade of current Broncos quarterback and polarizing alliterative-name-haver Tim Tebow.
To visually chronicle Tim Tebow’s roller coaster ride of emotions over the past 24 hours, we now present to you the following series of photos entitled “Tim Tebow Goes Through The 5 Stages Of Grief: A Photo Essay”.
FebruaryMonday
50 Oscar Tweets Funnier Than The Actual Oscars
In honor of the internet’s tireless ongoing attempt to make award shows watchable, we at BWE present this roundup of 50 Oscar Tweets Funnier Than The Actual 2012 Oscars. And if you don’t enjoy them, at the very least, they’ll take you two hours and fifty-some less minutes to sit through.
Please enjoy, share, Retweet, whatever, just so the work of these brave, patient internet souls was not in vain (semi-NSFW):
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FebruaryFriday
12 Terrible Oscar Montages We’d Love To See
Oscar montages: Is anything more necessary? Some might argue ‘no’ and be correct, but on the contrary, we believe that no Oscars telecast is truly complete without a number of time-killing, vaguely-themed tributes to arbitrary aspects of cinematic history. To keep this immortal nontedious tradition rolling, here’s our humble suggestion to the Academy, a list of 12 Terrible Oscar Montages We’d Like To See:
1. A Tribute To 20th Century Cinema
From Citizen Kane to Star Wars, Birth Of A Nation to American Pie, there truly was no century for film quite like the 20th Century. This 49-minute montage celebrates every film in the 1900s, from The Great Train Robbery to 1999′s Any Given Sunday and literally everything in between, with unforgettable single-frames of each classic movie flashing by 20-at-a-time every millisecond – a golden tribute to The Golden Century of Cinema.
2. Volleyballs In Film
Who could forget the shirtless volleyball scene in Top Gun? Or the classic pool-volleyball spike in Meet The Parents? Join Wilson from Cast Away as he narrates this trip through 70 years of spike-tacular volleyball moments on the silver screen including a rare deleted scene from 1980 Best Picture winner Ordinary People, accompanied by Zooey Deschanel and Josh Groban performing a ballad-ized “Great Balls Of Fire”.
FebruaryWednesday
Celebrate 40 Days Of Lin-t With The 40 Best Jeremy Lin Signs
We’ve already enjoyed the past couple weeks of Jeremy Lin pun headlines, but now, as Linsanity overlaps with this period of Lent, let’s take a moment to give up not looking at awesomely terrible pun signs and celebrate 40 Days Of LIN-T with these photos of The 40 Best Jeremy Lin Signs:
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