A Long Island woman is filing a lawsuit claiming she was fired by her boss after donating a kidney to save her life, officially topping every fired-employee’s “I can’t believe I got let go!” stories until the end of time:
A “kind and generous” Long Island mom donated a kidney to save the life of her boss — who then turned around after she got what she wanted and helped fire the poor woman, according to an explosive new legal complaint.
“I decided to become a kidney donor to my boss, and she took my heart,” Debbie Stevens, a 47-year-old divorced mother of two, sobbed to The Post.
“I feel very betrayed. This has been a very hurtful and horrible experience for me. She just took this gift and put it on the ground and kicked it.”
You can read the full details of the claim here, if you actually have a spare two minutes on the internet because you’re some sort of FREE TIME HAVING KING or something. But it’s a bizarre story.
Obviously, we don’t know all the details, and it’s tough not to instantly be like, “Booooo, she fired the kidney lady!!!”, but that being said, you’d kind of assume that no matter what actually transpired after the kidney-donation, once you donate a kidney to your boss, you could basically do anything short of stabbing that person in their other kidney and still keep your job forever, right?
I mean, I’m only still employed at VH1 because I have incriminating Bret Michaels d*ck pics that I’ve threatened to leak if VH1 ever fires me. Do you think I’m still employed because I’m actually good at my job? Look at this garbage Photoshop! Keeping your job forever by donating a kidney or blackmailing Bret Michaels with d*ck pics is a classic form of…wait, what’s that? Variety reports that the Bret Michaels d*ck pics are getting their own VH1 reality series, D*ck Of Pics? Dammit. I’m probably done. Bye!
(via Gawker)
