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12 October
Tuesday

The Courteney Cox Wedding Ring Zapruder Film

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Courteney Cox and David Arquette have allegedly split up, a report which TMZ followed up with this shocking photo of Courteney Cox NOT WEARING A WEDDING RING:

Wait, that’s as far as you’re going to zoom in, TMZ? You’re only zooming in one time to this low-quality photo to prove that Courteney Cox is not wearing a wedding band? And you call yourself a news organization where guys smart-assedly pitch topics on a Handycam then insert goofy voices onto photos that whoosh by? Pathetic.

To truly get to the bottom of this Courteney Cox scandal, our BWE Science-ologists (not that other thing) have blown up the photo an additional 10x in our state of the art Forensixx Lab 2000, which has a laptop with Photoshop on it. Behold, an EVEN MORE ZOOMED IN image:

Hmmm, still inconclusive. Are we sure she’s not wearing a ring? Better zoom in even more:

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Posted on October 12th, 2010 | Permalink
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5 October
Tuesday

Courtney Love Tweets Naked Photo Of Herself, Smartly Quits Twitter

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You know that sinking feeling when you try to send your boyfriend a naked picture of yourself, but you accidentally post it to your Twitter account? Oh, you don’t know any part of that sentence? Really?? Not even the posting yourself naked to Twitter part? Geez. SORR-REY, THE POPE.

Well, Courtney Love did that, and now she’s quitting Twitter because of it:

Sexting is one thing. Accidentally posting a naked picture of yourself on your Twitter page is quite another. And that’s exactly what Courtney Love did.

The singer immediately followed that up with this, “I’m off twitter. That photo was meant for a boy friend.”

I completely understand Courtney’s decision to quit Twitter after she did that. This one time, I picked up my dry cleaning, then I meant to put the clothing on but I accidentally set it on fire and threw it at a baby. I’m never going back to THAT laundromat, let me tell you.

I can’t imagine how embarrassed the person who put a naked photo of herself on the cover of her autobiography must be after this blurry photo that shows nothing surfaced. Not to mention the brief extra attention she received for it, none of which was intentional or welcomed. I would guess she’s like, 12 Embarrassed. That number sounds right.

The Full Courtney Love Totally Accidental Naked Photo can be disappointingly seen after the jump (S-Enough-FW):

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Posted on October 5th, 2010 | Permalink
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1 October
Friday

This Tiger Woods / Katherine Jenkins Headline Is Really Fair

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Oh man, that cheating cheater just can NOT stop cheating cheatily! Good thing the British tabloids were there to pick up this shocking scoop of a shockscoop:

He’s just sitting there and kind of looking to his right and what does this have to do with cheating and he’s not married now and this isn’t a story in any way, you say? Tell that to the Daily Mirror, The Daily Mail, and The Daily OK Magazine.

I’ll bet they also caught him coming out of Starbucks getting his CHEATING CAFFEINE FIX so he can CHEAT.

Posted on October 1st, 2010 | Permalink
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28 September
Tuesday

Joke Becomes Reality: Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab For 5th Time

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Back when Lindsay Lohan entered rehab for the fourth time, Dr. Humourpants over here wisecracked that Ms. Lohan was just one rehab away from getting a free rehab with her Frequent Rehabbers punch card, and we all shared a hearty chortle that eve we did. I even Photoshopped what the card looked like, to really drive that exaggerated point home:

That was 10 weeks ago. Flash-forward to today…aaaaand…Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab for a fifth time.

Turns out, my intended joke was nothing more than a super-predictable prediction of an easily foreseeable event two months into the future. I apologize, and from now on I will attempt to exaggerate these already-exceedingly-ridiculous gossip stories even more so that my jokes don’t just become the truth months later and my Joking doctorate gets revoked and I have to go back to being just Mister Humourpants. Not even “Esquire.”

So, my new Lindsay Lohan exaggeration that I hope will remain a joke and not instantly just come true: Lindsay Lohan is a dragon vampire who will eat the Lindbergh Baby. I’m not jinxing it by making the Photoshop.

Posted on September 28th, 2010 | Permalink
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15 September
Wednesday

Heidi Montag Loses Her Bikini Top, Shows Boob In Rare Publicity Stunt

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Us Weekly’s homepage this morning:

FLASHBACK TO ONE WEEK AGO:

[Phone Rings]

Publicist A: Good morning, Ocean’s office.

Publicist B: Ocean, hi! It’s Hunter from Heidi Montag’s office. Heidi and The Ocean had lunch last week and talked about doing a publicity stunt together and I was just following up… Would Wednesday the 15th would work for you?

Publicist A: September 15th, lemme see… Mr. Ocean has a development meeting with Anna Kournikova’s production company that afternoon, but is free in the AM. What did you have in mind?

Publicist B: We were thinking, what if The Ocean sent a wave that knocked off Ms. Montag’s bikini top, and we had photographers waiting there to take a picture of her looking “aw shucksy” while covering her naked breast?

Publicist A: Hmm…boobs, easily-traveling publicity, self-deprecating Heidi “implant” angle… that sounds terrific. I’ll double-check with my client this afternoon, he’s at lunch with Wendy Williams at the moment — they’re discussing a game show pitch, it’s kind of like a “Password” meets The Ocean meets Twitter kind of thing, it’s picking up some buzz — but yeah, tell Heidi that we’re a go.

Publicist B: Great! We’ll be in touch. See you Wednesday!

Posted on September 15th, 2010 | Permalink
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31 August
Tuesday

Some Days, The News Just Hates Us

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The top story on Us Weekly today:

Ouch. I know we’re talking entertainment news here, but there’s seriously not something more worthwhile happening? Like news about ousted Bachelor Pad contestant Krisily? Wait, they nailed that. Carry on.

Posted on August 31st, 2010 | Permalink
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23 August
Monday

Tiger Woods’ Divorce Statement In Comic Sans

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are officially divorced. He released a really boring statement about it today on his website. Because there’s nothing funny about this statement, but we’re kind of obligated to cover it because the Tiger Woods divorce is significant pop culture news, we’ve decided to keep with the recent trend of sports statement fonts and reprinted the statement in Comic Sans:

We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.

Better, right?

Posted on August 23rd, 2010 | Permalink
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20 August
Friday

Kylie Minogue Violates Facebook’s “No Bear HJs” Policy

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Facebook has removed this photo of Kylie Minogue placing her hand onto a teddy bear in a salacious manner, as it violates their policy of not allowing photos that contain “nudity, drug use or violence”:

Unfortunately, the photo is so filthy and contains so much drug use, we couldn’t show it on the homepage. The HOT, UNCENSORED PHOTO is after the jump (NSFW, if you work at Facebook):

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Posted on August 20th, 2010 | Permalink
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2 August
Monday

Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison; This Dude Rejoices

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Lindsay Lohan was released from Lynwood prison at 1:35 a.m. this morning. Waiting for her, of course, was her number one fan:

Posted on August 2nd, 2010 | Permalink
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20 July
Tuesday

This “Free Lindsay” Posterboard Should Do The Trick

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Judge: There is no way we are freeing Lindsay Lohan – In a situation like this with so much public attention and pressure, it is imperative that we enforce the law without compromise, unless her family hand-draws a poster that looks like a 4-year-old’s “WELCOME HOME DADDEY” posterOOOOHH MY GOD!!!!

You’ve convinced me, That Guy. I’m hitting the “FREE” button on my Judge chair as rapidly as possible.

Posted on July 20th, 2010 | Permalink
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