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12 February
Friday

The 30 Scariest Outfits You Will Ever See

Ed. Note: Yesterday, devastating news broke that clothing designer Alexander McQueen had committed suicide at the age of 40. McQueen’s designs were masterpieces, works of art, pieces that transcended typical fashion magazines and runways and wove themselves into the greater cultural psyche. His loss is a tragedy for not just the world of fashion, but for imagination.

Last March, we brought this post to you featuring 30 of McQueen’s looks taken from his 2009 Fall line at Paris Fashion week. We dubbed them “scary,” due in large part to the line’s morbidity — something often found in his work. We bring this post to you again today to just give you an idea as to some of McQueen’s genius and madness. As you’ll see, the critics weren’t biting, but taking a closer look at the clothes, we can assure you you’ve never seen anything else like them.

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Alexander McQueen revealed his latest crazy/genius Fall line at Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday, and critics went coo-coo for cocaine puffs, calling McQueen — snootily — enfant terrible. We thought “How bad could these outfits possibly be?” and then immediately sh*t our pants with fear. The outfits weren’t so much to be the problem… moreso the lippy glassy-eyed ghost brides McQueen hired to model his creations. Also? Some of the outfits. So without further ado:

Here are The 30 Scariest Outfits You Will Ever See.

30. The “Thin Albert”

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26 June
Friday

50 Photos Of Michael Jackson And Famous Friends

After sorting through literally hundreds of photos of M.J. with celebrity friends, all we can really say is, wow, there were a lot of these:

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25 June
Thursday

Reliving 20 of Michael Jackson’s Greatest Hit Songs

MICHAEL-JACKSON-DEATH-2.jpgThe tragedy of Michael Jackson’s death today at only 50 years old is something that we, the world, will be hearing about for weeks if not months from now. The mood around the offices at VH1 and MTV are shocked and in awe, as can be expected. It is unbelievable shocking and saddening.

Michael Jackson, or The King of Pop, as people of a certain age will always think of him, was an icon — musically, culturally, and for many crying, screaming fans, spiritually. He was greater than just a man — there was a time when people revered MJ as a God. And for good reason. Putting together the following music video compilation of 20 of his Greatest Hits, you realize that he really was — is — The King of Pop. Song after song of singable, danceable (and at that, he was the best), catchy, world famous tracks. They just don’t make artists like Michael Jackson anymore. He will live on forever in history.

It seems almost trivial to make a video compilation, as Michael’s genius is consuming and overwhelming. But it’s also a fitting and necessary reminder as to who Michael Jackson is and once was. Join us in Reliving 20 of our favorite Michael Jackson’s Hit Songs, posted in order from earliest to most recent, beginning in 1972, including some special Pop Up Video versions, some live versions, and a bonus Pepsi Commercial. Michael Jackson, dead at 50, a Legend:

“Rockin’ Robin”

 

  

“Ain’t No Sunshine”

 

  

“Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough”

 

 

 

“Rock With You”

 

 

 

 

 

His Greatest Hits Continue Ahead…

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25 June
Thursday

REPORT: Michael Jackson Dies

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We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

Jackson had 13 number one hits during his solo career.

Everyone in the office is pretty much in shock. There are no words at the moment. This is insanity.

24 June
Wednesday

BWE.tv’s Handy Guide to Understanding NYC Prep

NYC-PREP-DOUCHE.jpgLike many of our readers here, I grew up in a middle class home with middle class values. And thanks to my middle-classiness, I am one of the fortunate people in this country who can afford basic cable television. And it is thanks to that very television and that very cable that I was introduced to NYC Prep, Bravo’s latest reality show in a long series of programs dedicated to pointing out how unbelievably assy many of this country’s wealthiest people really are. And really, the only difference between NYC Prep and the Real Housewives series is menopause, busted implants, and miserable husbands.

NYC Prep follows a group of mostly private school city rich kids — save for the token public school girl, who is probably smarter than all of them — as they openly drink and smoke and sleep with each other on national television. Their parents? Non-existent. The show? Barely watchable. The verdict? I’ll probably tune in all season, if only to remind myself that sometimes being a middle class dork can really work out.

To be fair, there is no way on God’s Green Earth recapping this show is possible, because it is physically impossible to replicate digital baby throw-up melting down your computer screen. Those seeking a recap can head over the The Village Voice. The short of it is, this one likes this one, this one wants that one, this one wants Ivy League, this one wants to be accepted, and that one (note: all of them) pretty much suck. Of course, none of this matters, because they’re rich, and rich people usually stay rich unless your MC Hammer, in which case you have some trying times until A&E comes a-knockin.

Simply put, NYC Prep makes me want to become an Upper East Side abortion doctor. Too much? Really? Well, watch the show, and then tell me if you really want to see these people procreate… I thought not.

But still, we want to help you to understand the young bucks and ladies of NYC Prep. So, BWE.tv has put together this handy guide to the six ho-getters to help you understand what, exactly, you are watching. Take a look at our chart, and then let us know what you thought about the show in the comments.

 

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24 June
Wednesday

50 Animals In Fake Beards*

(*And Moustaches.)

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23 June
Tuesday

The Top 10 Ed McMahon McMoments

The world was saddened to learn that television legend Ed McMahon passed away at 86 years of age last night. But thanks to magic of the internet, we can all relive some of Ed’s best and most hilarious moments with the click of a button. BWE.tv Intern Zack Mast has compiled 10 of Ed McMahon’s most genius moments in a list we are calling 10 Best Ed McMahon McMoments. Some will seem familiar, and others will completely blow your mind…

10. We here at BWE.tv would like to remember Ed for his career and not the credit woes that plagued his late-life reputation, but this commercial featuring a self-aware “Ed McGangsta” trying to take back his big checks (from winners, if 0:40 is any indication, still living in the ’80s) is an instant classic:

 

  

9. In one of the most ingenious clip show framing devices ever, Ed McMahon plays along as everyone’s favorite sitcom puppet other than Brad Garrett — the inimitable ALF — guest-hosts The Tonight Show, replete with Ed remaining the ever-loyal straight-man sidekick:

 

  

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22 June
Monday

AD WIZARDS: Audrina Patridge Latest Celeb To Partake In Carl’s Jr. “Burger-F***ing” Commercial

Gentlemen, our commercial with Padma Lakshmi essentially f***ing a burger was an enormous success. Almost as successful as our commercial with Paris Hilton essentially f***ing a burger while wearing a bikini. But we can’t stop there — we need a fresh, new angle for our upcoming commercial with MTV’s Audrina Patridge. Any ideas? Yes, Jenkins?

…What if we have a commercial where Audrina puts on a bikini then essentially f***s a burger?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I have the best damn employees in all of advertising. Make sure there’s a shot of her fellating a pineapple slice, and the ad’s a go.

 

22 June
Monday

Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” To Be Latest Film to Haunt Childhoods

Move over Follow That Bird, and take a hike, The Wizard of Oz. Because this is the New Millennium, and with it brings a whole new slew of movies children will likely see that will scar them for the better part of their lives. And this summer, perhaps no movie will haunt the future brains of the small than Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, a reimagination of the Lewis Carroll classic about a small blond girl who accidentally takes 7 hits of acid.

Today, we get our first look at what Burton’s twisted mind is planning on doing with an already twisted story. And, let’s just say:

 

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This will surely be the kind of movie that today’s youth will reference 20 years from now as “the movie that f**ked them up for good.” And no, that isn’t Elijah Wood, it’s Burton muse Johnny Depp of course.

Ahead, we’ve got pics of Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen of Hearts and Anne Hathaway as Lady Darkbrows, we mean The White Queen. And feel free to turn this comments thread into discussions of those childhood movies that scarred you for life. My brother cried during Fantasia, for the record.

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17 June
Wednesday

Ellen Page Achieves Indie-est “Don’t Stop Believing” Cover On The ‘Net

Yes, even Juno’s Ellen Page isn’t too indie for a good ol’ fashioned video cover of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing,” the indie-est song that ever indied.

I like Ellen Page, and I’m a fan of Alia “Maeby From Arrested Development” Shawkat, but…this is the last one of these ever, right? Please?