From COLLEGE CANDY — If Britney Spears tired as hard to get her kids back as she does to get her fans back…well, she’d still be working on it. Next up, direct her video for Piece of Me! Find out the details, after the jump!
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OctoberWednesday
Heidi-Ho! From Madam to Stud Owner. Oh La La
From COLLEGE CANDY — Infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss found a new hobby with which to occupy her ample time. Thank goodness for the lax Nevada prostitution laws! Check out her new project, after the jump!
SeptemberMonday
Finally, A Scent For Those People Who Want To Smell Like A Vagina – But Whose?
From COLLEGECANDY — According the makers of Vulva, their product is not a perfume, but “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.†Gross. But, whatever that’s supposed to mean, you can definitely consider us pretty f*cking beguiled. Sniff this out more for yourselves, after the jump!
AugustWednesday
Enrique Iglesias Meant To Say His Penis Was “Huge,” Not Tiny
COLLEGE CANDY provides us with this interesting tidbit about oft-uninteresting person (pop star?) Enrique Iglesias, who reneged on an earlier statement about needing “extra small condoms” with a statement about how he had really meant to say that he needed a penis “reduction,” not an “enlargement.” Rather than allowing the first statement to sort of float around on the internet as a cute, tongue-in-cheek self-deprecating sound byte, he went ahead and made it seem a whole lot truer with a really defensive-sounding change of heart. Maybe he’s still not grasping the concept of a penis growing and shrinking?
AugustWednesday
Quote of the Day, Courtesy of Evan Rachel Wood
From COLLEGE CANDY: OMG, you guys, Marilyn Manson is such a romance king! As is evidenced by this quote from 19-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood:
“At the end of the video, we’re kissing and it’s raining blood – and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life… for the first time, I really feel like I’m around somebody and in an environment where I can just let go and not worry about being judgedâ€.
Nothing like kissing in a Strawberry Nesquik Shower to prove your devotion to your loved one. After the jump, more evidence of this relationship made in the last level of hell.
AugustThursday
Sissy Boys Are So Hot Right Now
From COLLEGECANDY – Thanks to High School Musical‘s dreamy Keebler Elf Zac Efron, FemiMen girlyboys are all the rage among the ladies these days. Read all the depressing details for yourselves, after the jump!
