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28 October
Thursday

Is There Anything That Katy Perry’s Breasts Can’t Do?

Katy Perry is an American pop singer who didn’t achieve fame because of her vocal chops, but rather because she has a glorious rack and is not afraid to flaunt it. Earlier this year, in the video for her song “California Gurls,” this happened:

Then, when Katy Perry’s breasts appeared as the musical guest on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, she redefined the meaning of Tickle Me Elmo for an entire generation:

Now, she has a brand new video for her inspirational ballad with a pop twist, “Firework.” One question remains: How will her breasts top themselves THIS time?

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29 March
Monday

Demi Moore’s New Name Should Be Demi Mom

Because moms are bummers and so is Demi!

Kim Kardashian was having a fun night out with her best girlz when she posted a Twit Pic and wrote, “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!”

Fuuun!!

Uh oh, here comes the Demi Mom Police!

Demi was on Twitter at that very moment and was all, “Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping?” and Kim was all, “Doesn’t everyone? LOL.”

And then Demi put on her Mom pants and Tweeted, “No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!”

WOAH, Demi.

Demi.

As my Mom would say, “Take a chill pill.”

I see what you’re saying, pimp-wise. It’s a terrible culture. But, Demi. Why Kim, why now? Can’t you just imagine how excited she was to be at a party in Miami with her best girl friends and Demi Moore tweets at her? Why, I’d be on top of the world! And then Demi’s basically like, “Stop having fun, turn down the music and be home by midnight so we can talk about sexual slavery and our cultural desensitization to it”?

Ugh! Gross!

Surely someone has used the term “pimpin” in Demi’s presence before. Probably at a party, I mean, that term is more likely to be heard at a social event than at the grocery store. Does Demi scratch the record off and yell at them so she can “provoke thought and conversation”?

Just like all moms, Demi is probably right. But it’s SUPER annoying to hear it from her.

3 December
Thursday

Took You Long Enough To Make A Tiger Woods “Cheetah” Joke, NY Post

Continuing our ongoing coverage of the New York Post’s Tiger Woods pun headlines — by far the most exciting element to this story — the Post today finally stepped it up and crossed the threshold we’ve been expecting for three days now…

They finally made a CHEETAH joke:

Tiger Cheetah

Wow, Tiger actually admitted that he was a “Cheetah?” Nice to see he’s got his sense of humor with him through this ordeal. Also, impressive real picture of Tiger after the accident, Post! Rare double-scoop going here.

Who knew that Tiger looked so much like Little Mac after losing a fight?

Punch-Out Give Up Retire

15 October
Thursday

Katie Price? More Like, Boobie Boob! Price. Boob.

Katie “Jordan” Price? More like, Katie “Boob” Price, am I right? Katie “Boob” Boob? Boobie “Boob” Boob?

Definitely the third one.

Katie Price Boobs

Anyone got something clever for this pic? Cause I’m boobs boobs. I meant to say, boobs.

20 June
Friday

Keira Knightley Won’t Sing Naked

From CELE|BITCHY — Lucky for us, Keira Knightley is all about showing some skin on film. But there are a few things that bag of bones won’t do. Find out more, after the jump!

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13 June
Friday

Dick Tracey Gets A Lifetime Achievement Award!

From CELE|BITCHY — Or Warren Beatty, but he will always be Dick Tracey. AFI decided to honor him, like a man who deserves to be honored. Check out the details, and some old-Hollywood-style photos of the red carpet, after the jump!

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10 June
Tuesday

Madonna To Divorce Her Man-Child?

From CELE|BITCHY — What? He has boyish good looks, and charm [I think...]. Rumor mill is going strong as to how this Madonna era will end. Check out some of these fine details, after the jump!

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6 June
Friday

Soul-Selling Is Apparently, Very Profitable…

From CELE|BITCHY — According to someone who tallies the profits of reality star-ish people, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are ahead of the game. What did they bring in? Find out, after the jump!

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3 June
Tuesday

Who Is A Worse Mommy?

From CELE|BITCHY — One blogger creates the battle between the partying mothers. Is Christina Aguilera worse than Nicole Richie? Who would win a beer pong match? Check out the outcome, after the jump!

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28 May
Wednesday

China Bans Sharon Stone? Shocking!

From CELE|BITCHY — In a surprise move, China, who has a tendency to ban things like, information, has shockingly decided to ban Sharon Stone. If you live under a rock [oops], and can’t imagine why, check out the full story, after the jump!

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