
Because moms are bummers and so is Demi!
Kim Kardashian was having a fun night out with her best girlz when she posted a Twit Pic and wrote, “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!”
Fuuun!!
Uh oh, here comes the Demi Mom Police!
Demi was on Twitter at that very moment and was all, “Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping?” and Kim was all, “Doesn’t everyone? LOL.”
And then Demi put on her Mom pants and Tweeted, “No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!”
WOAH, Demi.
Demi.
As my Mom would say, “Take a chill pill.”
I see what you’re saying, pimp-wise. It’s a terrible culture. But, Demi. Why Kim, why now? Can’t you just imagine how excited she was to be at a party in Miami with her best girl friends and Demi Moore tweets at her? Why, I’d be on top of the world! And then Demi’s basically like, “Stop having fun, turn down the music and be home by midnight so we can talk about sexual slavery and our cultural desensitization to it”?
Ugh! Gross!
Surely someone has used the term “pimpin” in Demi’s presence before. Probably at a party, I mean, that term is more likely to be heard at a social event than at the grocery store. Does Demi scratch the record off and yell at them so she can “provoke thought and conversation”?
Just like all moms, Demi is probably right. But it’s SUPER annoying to hear it from her.