ED. NOTE – Today your beloved BWE.tv is dipping its toes into the shark-infested waters of exclusive celebrity gossip. So instead of just ridiculing all the absurd tabloid news that’s already out there, we’ll actually be creating it ourselves with the help of our new Celebrity Action News Reporter David Caplan. David joins us from Star Magazine, and will be bringing you daily updates of the latest, hottest, juciest, sexiest, gossipiest gossip he manages to round up.
Young Hollywood is abuzz over reports that naughty-by-nature Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab — again! Among the rehabbed starlet’s friends who are encouraged by LiLo’s admission to Promises rehab in Malibu, Calif., is her partying pal Brittny Gastineau.
In an exclusive interview with BWE.tv on Monday afternoon, just hours after Lindsay checked herself into Promises, Brittny, 24, said she supports Lindsay’s decision. “I think she should do whatever is going to make her happy,” Brittny exclusively told us, “She should do what’s good for her. If she thinks she should go into rehab, then she shoud do it. It’s about her needs: Not the people around her, like managers and lawyers. It really is whatever is best for her. Obviously it’s a good move. I wish her well.”
And while the chattering classes are buzzing that Lindsay’s days as a hot star are numbered, thanks to her alcohol-induced antics, the Gastineau Girls star begs to differ. “Of course, she’ll be fine,” said Brittny. “Everyone has their ups and downs.”
And Brittny is no stranger to Lindsay’s nocturnal activities: She and Lindsay spent last Christmas Eve at Manhattan’s Lotus nightclub, but Lindsay, who was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings at the time, didn’t drink. In fact, when watermelon martini shots and a bottle of vodka were sent to her table, Lindsay passed.
On Tuesday, I created a Celebrity Math where some Chris Klein, Salty Aroma, and Knut equaled an adorable Suri Cruise, posted it to this darling blog, and went about my daily business. Two hours later, I received an e-mail with the subject line “THAT IS MY ARMPIT!” Armpit? Who? Tom Cruise? Dad? Where am I? Upon further inspection it became clear that the armpit in question was from the photo used to describe “salty aroma”. A young man, his pit fully splayed and sniffed in a very scientific manner. Little did I know I was dealing with Christopher Maute, who might officially have the most famous armpit on the internet, and possibly of all-time.
A picture of a man smelling your armpit has become one of the top hits on Google Image when searching for “armpit.†How did the picture come to be?
You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who 
