From POPSUGAR — It is true, Amy Winehouse can’t do anything without her main man Blake. With that, she will be spending some time in the slammer with him. Read the full story, after the jump!
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JuneFriday
SIZZLER: Your SchadenFriday Round-Up!
We can’t think of a better way to get the weekend started than the late-Friday-afternoon news that Princess Paris has been spanked by the mighty paddle of American Justice, and will in fact be serving her time in the pokey. It’s like the OJ Verdict for white people. To prolong our ecstasy, here’s a round-up of the very latest fun facts!
- Could a big donation from Paris‘ grandpa have had anything to do with the LA Sherriff’s decision to show her lenience?
- It doesn’t take a forensic handwriting expert to ascertain that Paris Hilton‘s judge was a little pissed this morning when he ordered her back to court.
- The Twin Towers is a perfect name for the place Paris will be spending this weekend. 6/8/07 – Never Forget.
- Here’s a cartoon rendering of the heiress’ in-court blubbering.
- Learn a little bit more about American Hero Judge Michael T. Sauer, henceforth known to us as the Patron Saint of Awesome.
- And finally, the only thing we can think of to properly express the pure visceral joy this news is bringing us is the African Anteater Dance Ritual.
MayWednesday
SIZZLER: With Lindsay Gone, Her Boy Toy Resorts To Hiring Real Strippers For His Nightly Coke Orgy
Wasting no time after last week’s girlfriend Lindsay Lohan packed her bags to take a second crack at rehab, model/party guy/whatever Calum Best was caught on camera hoovering blow and partying in a hotel with some half-naked stripper types. According to The Sun:
The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours.Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he:
- SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.
- LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn.
- SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line†as drugs were laid out.
Last night part-time model Best, 26, said: “I am a young man and I like to indulge but look where it has got me — I feel ashamed.â€
While these “shocking” “revelations” might seem a little “too well timed”, possibly to “maximize publicity” in light of “recent events”, maybe the guy was genuinely just trying to fill the “nightly sex and drugs marathon” void caused by Lohan’s sudden departure with a couple classy ladies he picked up down at XXX Girls, or his publicist’s casting agency. Is there really a difference? Either way, good for you, Besties – your fifteen minutes will now officially end in 3…2…1… wait, who’s this guy again?
