From COLLEGE HUMOR– Ross kindly shares the most promising inventions from the mind of his 5 year-old self. Though who didn’t try to invent a Homework Machine as a child? Check them all out, after them jump!
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SeptemberTuesday
Gummi Bears: The Movie? Why Not!
From COLLEGEHUMOR — In the wake of Transformers, none of our childhood cartoon favorites are safe from getting the Hollywood re-make treatment. After the jump, a fake trailer for Gummi Bears: The Movie that’s as plausible as it is funny!
AugustThursday
National Lampoon Already Taught You Everything You Need To Know About College
From COLLEGEHUMOR: A list that sums up pretty much everything you’ll encounter in your college experience, as forecasted by National Lampoon’s, the premiere authority on such matters:
* The president of the student government will have actual power.
* Famous bands will often show up and play at random house parties.
* The dean is evil, as is his wormy assistant.
* There’s a black guy. One black guy. And guess what? He’s your buddy.
* Failing a class has absolutely no consequences.
AugustMonday
Finally, Some T-Shirts For Us Responsible Partyers
In a world where people are constantly declaring via t-shirt how think they drunk they are, or how proud they are that alcohol has put them on the floor and/or blurred their ability to read words, I’ve often wondered — where are the t-shirts for those of us who aren’t irresponsible party machines? COLLEGEHUMOR has the answer:
Not a party animal? Doesn’t mean you can’t show your love of
social drinking. Throw on one of these PG-rated tees and get ready to go (responsibly) crazy, my brother!
AugustThursday
How To Bang a T.G.I. Friday’s Waitress (A Slam Dunk)
Patrick Cassels from COLLEGEHUMOR brings us the proper way to snare a Friday’s waitress that’s as unique as it is infallible. It’s a god damned true story that we can all definitely relate to — right guys??? (high-fiving friends for next eleven minutes):
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AugustFriday
Making Friends is Hard for Jason Bourne…
From COLLEGE HUMOR: Sure, ya’ll love the Bourne movies, ya’ll talk a lot of smack about how hot Matt Damon is, and how awesome the action sequences are, and how you want them to make another one. But… would any of you actually be friends with Jason Bourne? Would you understand the demands of such a relationship? Would you answer his calls… even after he stabbed your girlfriend in the neck with a ballpoint pen? Watch the following video, “The Bourne Friendship”, to see just how demanding a job it really is to be Jason Bourne’s friend.
JulyMonday
Fratents
From COLLEGE HUMOR – “Fratents.” Frat Patents. Such a simple concept, though it might have been funnier if it weren’t terrifyingly accurate:
JulyWednesday
For Those Who Graduate, But Never Grow Up
Just to remind you, for the next couple of days, these are just “best of” posts intended to introduce you to all the sites in our Blogger Action Network. Soon they will be timelier and less frequent. Okay, our next BAN member is CollegeHumor, the venerable online clearinghouse of jokes about beer, babes and bongs. No matter how old you get, or how far you feel from late-night games of strip beer pong, it’s always good to indulge your inner “fat, drunk and stupid” self from time to time. The CollegeHumor guys can help with that, along with some of the funniest original sketch videos and parody pieces you’ll find, such as the hilarious Channel Guide spoof after the jump. Check it out, and take a drink each time you laugh. – Alex
