Damien Walters is a self-described “professional stuntman, gymnastics coach and free runner.” So what does this mean for you? This means that every year, Damien, who I’m renaming “Not human probably an alien,” releases a special show reel of him doing flips, twists, turns, and stunts that boggle the mind and coccyx.
Here is a comparison of things Damien can do vs. things I can do:
Damien does a backflip over a patio table and manages to put a hat on his head without using his hands.
I can splash a third of my latte on myself at Starbucks while attempting a bold move of putting a Splenda in it.
This is just one example of both of our talents. Here’s the real question though: How is this guy not on some kind of Olympic team? I don’t think I’ve ever witness anyone this strong and limber. He’s like one ab on feet.
Please watch this and think about it the next time you slip and fall on an icy sidewalk.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! And it is a good morning, because the Gods have hand-delivered to us a lengthy and satisfying trailer for The Hunger Games, which is Twilight for slightly-less-lame people (me) (also I’m kidding don’t be mad). It is truly our first taste of what the film is going to feel like, with Jennifer Lawrence as a stoic Katniss, Liam Hemsworth as woodsman Gale Hawthorne, and Josh Hutcherson as breadboy Peeta Mellark. From what we can gather like so many poor people hiding in the woods, the movie looks to be pretty close to the book, save for the UNEXPECTED appearance of my Official Crush of 1999TM Wes Bentley as a crazily sideburned Seneca Crane.
While the Earth is chock full of glorious animals, to this day no mammal has ever stolen my heart quite like the goat.
(via Andy Cohen’s 
I don’t understand Kyle crying over her sister. They have such a peculiar relationship. What’s the crying over? There’s gotta be a lot there we don’t know about. I mean Kim’s new boyfriend looks like a mushroom. He looks like a portobello mushroom that guy. But um you know he makes her happy, who are we to choose and decide? She’s screwed up anyway, look at the meds she’s on. She’s f*cked up crazy. 
