Inspired by the lyrical genius of “My Humps”, world-famous fatherf**ker Peaches recorded her own version of the song last year and called it “My Dumps”. It would’ve gone down as a forgotten parody, but as we’re beginning to learn, “My Humps” is the gift that keeps on giving. Check out this video of Peaches Alanis Morrissett-ing her version of “My Dumps” and giving it the emotion it deserves. (vid via Perez):
For the original version of “My Dumps” click here. So who’s going to tackle “My Humps” next? Shania? Beyonce? Hootie? Who’s it gonna be?
Writing a song is hard. Not everything in the world can be as simple as “I’m hot cuz I’m fly, you ain’t cuz you’re not.” Sometimes musicians and songwriters have to come up with metaphors, antecdotes or quotable lines– all while keeping the beat and rhyming with the line before. It’s not always easy, which is why every so often we’re blessed with ridiculous lines like “there’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic & gin.” The folks over at 
Perry Hilton has nothing in common with Paris Hilton. Well, except for the same initials. And blonde hair. And I guess they both hang out at Hyde. And have corny catchphrases. And neither of them wear underwear. I guess. But beyond that, they’re as different as night and day. If you don’t believe me, just check out these 
