Last night Fox News conservaspondent Laura Ingraham trotted out lesser Baldwin brother Stephen, who is now primarily known for his hilarious born-again antics, to speak on behalf of Susan Sarandon, Halle Berry, George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Ben Affleck and what seems to be every other celebrity in Hollywood, who all claim to support Barack Obama because “they want change or whatever”. Stephen, who was in some movies awhile back and is therefore a registered card-carrying celebrity, seems to be the lone voice of John McCain support in Hollywood, where he visits his brother sometimes.
After yammering on about how silly Hollywood people can be which is why none of their opinions matter, then some unfocused banter about how awesome McCain is, the conversation finally turns towards the obvious giant pink elephant standing in the room: Stephen’s brother Alec Baldwin, who is well-known for his outspoken lefty views and, unlike Stephen, for being well-known. Riffing on Alec’s misguided – and ultimately broken – vow to leave the country if George W. Bush was re-elected, Stephen officially announced his own plans to expatriate should Sheryl Crow and all the other lefties who are still enjoying that sweet, sweet fame he misses so much actually manage to get Barack Obama elected president. Directly following this statement, he encourages the media – who usually ignores him – to “have fun with that”. Seriously, media – have some fun. Or don’t. Just say his name on TV, ok? Please? Anyway, there it is – if we elect Barack Obama president, we might get some hope and change or whatever. But we’d lose Stephen Baldwin, who is a national treasure. It’s your call, America.
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