These paintings are for sale on eBay. They are from China…and they are f*cking INSANE…I seriously cannot stop staring at them. I can’t decide if I want to hang them on my wall or burn them and bury the ashes as far away as possible. Are these the new dogs-playing-poker paintings? Who IS this artist? What is his or her obsession with monkey teats, asparagus, pickles, cigars, and stately lookin’ cats and dogs? Is he a genius, or a hack? And who are we to decide? What is art? In any case, please, please proceed with caution – I cannot be held liable for any heads exploding from looking at all of these (FYI: if you consider monkey teats NSFW, then this will be NSFW):
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It’s time to take a ride on the sob train folks. Meet Heeah, the 20-year-old woman with a rare condition known as phocomelia, a symptom of which is having only four fingers. Despite her challenges, Heeah can play the piano like an angel. This video is 10 minutes long, but at the very least, please watch the first minute, wherein Heeah plays for a group of old white folk. The narrator claims that the crowd is “moved to tears” and filled with disbelief. But judging from their expressions, they have NO idea what is going on. As for the rest of the video, it’s a pretty incredible story. All I can say is, I feel like a lazy, ungrateful b*tch after watching it. 
