Because we don’t say it often enough…
I’ve watched this 200 times in the past 45 seconds.
(via Justin Purnell)
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February
TuesdayAn Important Message to All of Our Readers
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February
MondayThe Super Babies of the Super Bowl LXIV
Last night’s Superbowl XLIV was watched by a record 106 million viewers, with almost half of those viewers likely being Ladies. You may not have realized this from the marathon of commercials showing women getting the ess kicked out of them, but indeed, there was a slew of Double-X Chromies tuned in. Sure, a lot of ladies love football – myself included (one day a year) – but what of the women that hate it? The woman that slave all day long over a hot oven, toasting their nachos just so, basting buckets of wings in sauce while their beloved Tim Allen Stereotype sits outside, a veritable chicken bone chipper? How on Earth are they supposed to enjoy the game???
Simple.
SUPERBOWL BABIES!!!!
Between Drew Brees and Scott Fujitsu’s offspring, from Suri Cruise to the Jolie-Pitt brethren, there was plenty of ovarian eye-candy to keep us gals occupied, weeping over our knitting needles, crouched over our washboards, while the boys seemingly had all the fun. And yes, I’m being sarcastic — Enjoy this very special gallery of all the adorable Super Bowl Super Babies ahead.
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February
Monday10 Super Bowl XLIV Pun Headlines
I gotta say, as a football fan, I was thrilled to biscuits about last night’s Super Bowl (expression for the new millennium), but as a connoisseur of forced puns, I’m somewhat disappointed with this year’s crop of Super Bowl headlines.
Let’s take a spin through 10 Super Bowl pun/jokey headlines from major publications — they’re mostly decent, but there’s a lot of overlap and nothing that screams “Super Bowl Of Awful Pun Headlines”. No “Winning Is A Brees”, no “MAN-ning, What A Bad Throw”, and not even a “Saints Misbehavin’, By Which We Mean Winning!”
1. CBS.com:
2. New York Times:
3. New York Post:
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February
MondayVIDEO: Never Look Into A Mirror When You’re In A Horror Movie, Dumbass
I have a sweet idea for a movie scene: Someone’s looking in the mirror, and you assume there’s no one behind them because why would there be? It’s just a mirror. Then they adjust the mirror slightly and OHMYGOD THERE IS IN FACT SOMEONE BEHIND THEM IT’S A MONSTER!!!!!!!
Wait, it’s been done? How many times?
(via FourFour)
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February
MondayDolph Lundgren Becomes the David Hasselhoff of Swedish Television
Before seeing the following video, our knowledge of Dolph Lundgren primarily stemmed off of two things: Our favorite childhood skin flick Masters of the Universe, and Johnny Mnemonic, the most ridiculous cinematic adventure of our time:
Also known as “My Source for Every Computer Wallpaper, Ever.” We’ve always known Dolph as a giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot who could recite lines better than Abba at a karaoke party on ‘ludes. But what we didn’t know is that this giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot can also SING! And play DRUMS! Just like the Phil Collins gorilla!
This clip of Dolph Lundgren performing “A Little Less Conversation” on our new favorite Swedish show “Melodifestivalen” (The Festival of Melodies) will BLOW YOUR F**KING MIND APART. Dolph lipsynchs, he dances, he breaks apart GIANT ICE CUBES. The last minute alone will not be required listening for every single future sexual encounter I ever have again. Here is video proof that Dolph Lundgren is not just a 7 foot tall steel beam in a blond wig:
Epilogue: Dolph is clearly an alien.
(via ONTD)
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February
MondayYour Complete Super Bowl XLIV Crazed Fan Gallery
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February
MondayFOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Ads of Superbowl XLIV
TRADE THE PHONE WITH A PLUGGED-IN TOASTER AND YOU’VE GOT OUR FAVORITE AD OF THE NIGHT
MOST HEARTCLUTCHING BABY COW FANTASY
| MySpace VideoMOST SYMPATHETIC PORTRAYAL OF CHICKEN VAGINAS
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February
MondayThe Old “Legs Sticking Out Of The Snow” Prank
Here’s an interesting photo/caption from the front page of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette today following the city’s near-record 20 inches of snowfall over the weekend:
Gotcha! You emergency workers TOTALLY thought there was a dead guy, but it was just the ol’ “upside-down legs sticking out of the snowbank” gag! LOLZ!!! Looks like a real life DENNIS THE MENACE is on the loose, gettin’ into some tomfoolery!
The story’s gonna seem considerably less amusing when they discover an actual Pittsburgher upside-down and dead in a snow bank after having to watch a Steeler-less Super Bowl. Lest we forget the story of the Boy Who Cried Upside-Down Dead Guy In Snow.
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February
MondayLOST: The 60s Trailer
I didn’t realize that Lost was such a rip-off of this sexy, action spy thriller from the 60s. Looks sexy! And spy-ey! And I have numerous theories about Egyptian mythological symbols that the bikinis represent…
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February
MondayStep 1: Play This Every Morning; Step 2: Run This F**king Town
For decades, I’ve been searching for the perfect early morning pick-me-up rap song to cause me to feel like a champion til well after the sun sets. Drinking Chivas Regal at 7 am just doesn’t have the same bling to it (kill me) when it’s set to “Jagged Little Pill.”
So thank you, Superbowl XLIV, for giving us the following mash-up, which will serve as a nice replacement to our former Prince-Akeemesque live chamber orchestra alarm clock. It’s Jay-Z & Rihanna meets the CBS NFL theme song (performed by the delicious sounding Posthumus Zone.) It makes me want to make a floor-length fur out of the Puppy Bowlers (separate show, about puppies bowling), and march up and down these city streets for hours on end.
This is how I will begin every morning. For your own sanity, I suggest you do the same.
