March
Thursday

Adrienne Maloof: Pea Head? Or Monster Dog?

Alternate Post Title: “Adrienne Maloof Sits Aloofly With Her Hoofs And Woofs.”

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Yes, guys, we paid cold hard cash to be able to bring you this nothing-short-of amazing photo of Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Adrienne Maloof posing ever so ~~footless~~ comfortably with a pile of her own shoes thrown on the ground, and her two dogs. The photo is an attempt to promote her shoe brand, not called The Maloof Hoof.

But look closely… Her two dogs who, while adorable, have no shadows, and also do they exist? I mean, that German Shepard is like JCVD-sized.

Look at this very scientific diagram we’ve made of Maloof vs. Dog Heads