Sure, last night’s Oscars left a lot to be desired. Namely, Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin standing with his Angelina leg sticking out of a robe in my boudoir. Yes, the star of The Artist is this year’s answer to Roberto Benigni, only French and much, much hotter. And because we’ll probably never see him in another movie again despite his handsome Frenchness, we’d like to savor this moment like a fine French wine crushed from grapes beneath his likely tan and wide feet.
Here are 40 photos of him looking sexy as mierde at The Oscars last night. Oh, to be Meryl Streep the very moment he is nuzzling her…
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