Michael Fassbender has everything I love in an actor: A hot face, a great body, and no qualms about full-frontal nudity. (Note: This is all it takes Jeremy Irons.) He also has an obviously crazy streak that causes him to do thoughtless testosterone-driven things. Which is all it really takes to prove your manhood on Top Gear, the English show about cars that’s really more about the three hilarious hosts, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.
Fassbender sits down with Clarkson, revealing the most deliiiiiiightful Irish accent I’ve just ever damn heard. See, in my fantasies, Fassbender has an upper-class English accent… but this Irish thing makes him so much more approachable. (Note that if I ever had the chance to approach him, I would likely instead “approach” the underside area of the booth I was sitting in and silently weep out of fear and longing.)
Anyway! The interview is fun, but the real entertainment begins at around 7:30, when Fassbender tries his luck as a “Star In A Reasonably-Priced Car.” You can see for yourself how he does, but slight spoiler: He’s faster than Tom Cruise. Oh sh*t, he comes in third, after MATT LEBLANC and ROWAN ATKINSON. (Sigh… my dream gangbang!)
