Belated Oscar nomination to the genius who made this photo, which to be fair made the rounds a few months ago, but takes on a whole new meaning now that news of Heidi Klum and Seal’s divorce has been made public.
Heidiiiiiii????? What happened? Did he used to come home late at night smelling like fish? Was it the constant, endless clapping? Did the blubber finally get to you? I gotta know! Because sleeping next to that thing above night after night doessssn’t really seem that bad to me.
And for those of you who live for LITERAL PHOTOS, take a look at a quick MOMA-level art piece I put together depicting one of Seal’s best known works. Needless to say, it is my wallpaper now. (Actual wallpaper, none of this computer background bullsh*t.)
(And yes, Eliot did post this photo back in October. But what with the divorce and all, not to mention my brilliant photoshopping skills, I think it’s worth another look or nine.)
