While we’ve already sent a certain gentleman our well wishes for his 30th birthday this Sunday, it turns out another mega-celebrity will also be celebrating her birthday on January 29: None other than Improve Your Life Mogul Oprah Winfrey, who will turn 58 this Sunday. 58? She looks amazing. I guess that’s the benefit of having newborn baby owl blood slathered all over your face daily, right Ope? Oprah? *dial tone* That bitch.
Anyway, to give it up for Oprah changing so many lives in her mere 58 years on this Earth (and future 400 years on whatever planet Tom Cruise owns that her spirit will reside on), here are 25 photos of her scrutinizing all the amazing presents she’s sure to receive this Sunday. Our best list idea? No. A cheap attempt to get Oprah to hire us to do anything, anything at all? Of course not!! Just a chance to marvel at what an expressive, innovative woman she is, and to think about how hard it must be to buy a gift for Oprah. What do you get the Oprah who has everything? I would just go with my gut. Like, actually hand my guts to her out of my open chest cavity, and pray that it’s good enough. (Click here for a handy Guide To Oprah Gift Giving.)
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