Lalalalalalalaaaaadies! Check out Ralph Fiennes in this ad for Coriolanus… And I’ll tell you who’d like to Coriol his anus: Everyone. Judging by this promotional poster, a still of which I grabbed from The Graham Norton Show (the best), Coriolanus is a Shakespeare play about a dude from Blue Man Group who goes f*cking mental. Based on this description alone, I will see it. Y’all know I can never resist a man with blood bangs! Also his eyes are two jacuzzis on the Jersey Shore that I would like to baste myself in.
Who wants to camp out for tickets Phantom Menace style? (I’m writing this post from inside a tent outside of an AMC theater.)
