Check out this curious bio page for Zung Nyguen, a 37-year-old player in a Boston-area men’s recreational hockey league, who was just banned from the league for life for a very colorful reason:
Cool! Deadspin has done some digging and crapped out the details, but basically, yes, two players in a Boston-area adult hockey league got into a fight and one player threw the other’s glove into the stands, and between periods, went and retrieved the glove and literally took a sh*t in it. The glove was then returned to its original player, who unknowingly stuck his hand in, and long story short, the game was immediately declared a forfeit and the offending pooper was banned from the league for life.
I did not expect to hear a more epic pooping story in 2011 than Nick Kroll’s thrilling adventure on Conan, but this may indeed be it. As the Forrest Gump bumper says on basic cable, “IT HAPPENS”. Indeed.
