Ever wonder why no kid has ever actually seen Santa Claus? No, it’s not because Santa is a fictional, magical being who sprung from the collective imagination of whimsical parents before being murdered by Tim Allen in that hilarious family movie. Santa is in fact very real, and he takes his anonymity very, very seriously.
As this sketch horrifyingly illustrates, it’s not that Santa wants to remain anonymous, but Santa knows what he has to do. And that makes Santa saddddd. Behold, the eye-opening truth (semi-NSFW):
Between this vid and last night’s Walking Dead, it’s been a rough week for kids. Just hang on, little guys and I promise I’ll buy you some beer!
(via Dan St. Germain)
