This is not a good week to be a baby. As you can see from the photo above, Lady Gaga scared the sh*t out of a poor, innocent, little baby girl named Loissa when she attempted to hold him like Richard Nixon in a ridiculous hat outside of her London hotel. This baby was like “uhhhnoooo thanks PEACE” and then put two tiny fingers in the air while also crying. Gaga must have looked like Santa Claus in A Christmas Story to this kid. Because Gaga is terrifying to most adults, but to a baby, she must be like the tiniest acid trip known to little bald man.
But the news gets even worse for babies, as another report from the NY Daily News indicates that singing legend Patti Labelle lost her cool in front of a little on. The title of the article really puts it best:
The problems began when an 18 month old named Genevieve was running around a lobby in an Upper West Side apt. building. Labelle rolls in, quote, “in full star regalia with oversize shades and a fur coat,” and loses it when she sees this kid. She continued berating this baby, and her mother, by name-calling and splashing water in their faces, until she stormed out of the building in a huff and before leaving. Story climax: “LaBelle’s entourage then shoved her into a black car and the baby violently threw up all over her mother.
Now the case is officially filed in Manhattan Court. In other news, if you’re a baby, and are within a 50 foot radius of a famous person, reverse crawl into the crib you came from.
Unless you’re this little girl, who will one day rule us all with a Fisher Price fist:
