Reason #18823 that I need to move Japan (Reason #18823: Become national giant): The trains there are to be conducted by penguins. A railway company in Japan has decided to increase sales by 1 trillion dollars by putting a little penguin named Haruka in the conductor’s seat. And oh, have they spared no expense. For God’s sake, look at his little hat.
It has a little fish on it because that’s what he likes to eat. And the article would like you to believe the following quote was given by an Ichibata train official, but I think we can all agree that it was the penguin himself who said it:
I hope the special train will be packed with many passengers, enough to make our penguin conductor work hard.
Ayayayayayay.
