An eBay user recently claimed he’d found a photograph of Nicolas Cage in the 1870s, and offered to sell the photo for $1 million, arguing that it offered definitive proof that Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire.
This, obviously, is insane. Not only is $1 million a ridiculous price to pay for something we already know, but also, tons of photos proving that Nicolas Cage is a vampire already exist. Here, to literally save you all a million dollars, are 20 More Photos Proving That Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire:
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