There was an earthquake today. You can read about it here.
Now, the important part (now that every Twitter joke is exhausted) — time to guess Wednesday’s post-earthquake New York Post cover headline:
QUAKE SHACK
WHOLE LOTTA QUAKING GOING ON
QUAKE AND ICE-SCREAMS
RUMBLE IN THE BRONX
YOU’RE MAKING A BIG (APPLE) MIS-QUAKE
EMP-FIRE QUAKE KILL-DING
SHAKE-TRAL PARK
QUAKER OH-NO-ATS!
WELCOME TO EARTH-QUAKE. ALSO MY MARRIAGE ENDED TODAY.
THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS (BECAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE IS HAPPENING)
CRAZY EARTH LIKE A HOOKER’S DRAWERS – UP, DOWN, UP
Leave your New York Post Earthquake Headline guesses in the comments, if you’re still alive!
