Remember Courtney Stodden?? Yes you do. She’s the 16-Year-Old Child Bride who married 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison even though she had two parents and was not, as I first assumed, Nell. Still not ringing any bells?? She’s the girl who did this:
And then you all did this:
YES!! That’s her.
Anyway, there is a late-breaking update in this Frankenstonian mish-mash of loosely draped flesh: Doug and Courtney have confirmed that they’re getting a reality show. Pause for:
MMhmm. Now all her reanimated lick-lipping and synthetic hair tossing will be yours on a weekly basis! The Stoddens (as I refer to them because she’s the only one that matters) appeared on an Australian morning show “Loiive In The Mornaing,” along with their dogs Tuna and Bizarre. Those are their actual dog names, not two names I invented because it so accurately describes everything about these two people. Nope. Actual. Dog. Names.
ALSO DOES THIS B*TCH ONLY OWN ONE BRA?! What is the point of having a clear bra strap so that your camisole strap can “accidentally” be slipping off your shoulder?
THE INTERVIEW IS AHEAD.
Some of our favorite parts:
“51+16=Love in our world.” – Doug
“Sexy love!” – Courtney
“Courtney what was it about Doug that really grabbed you? How did you know he was the one for you?”
“Because of his face, of his body, of his sexy hair. Talk about seducing! He seduced me immediately!”
“Courtney really embodies the classic iconic figures of the past” — Doug
“Old Hollywood, very classy…” – Courtney
“The Marilyn Monroes, the Sharon Tates, the Pamela Andersons…”
“And the world should not forget the beautiful women like that.”
(Thanks to Celebitchy for bringing this to our attention. Click on the link to say thanks!)
