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HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA: 21 Birthday Gifts For Under $2.1 Trillion

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Today, August 4, 2011, is the 50th Birthday of President of the United States of America Barack Obama. To celebrate his birthday, Dan Hopper and myself have come up with a list of 21 Birthday Gifts For Under 2.1 Trillion Dollars, also known as “America’s New Debt Ceiling.” Enjoy.

21. Golf (The Entire Sport)




20. “You’re Getting Older!” Novelty Card Laser-Etched Into The Moon




19. One Night With Oprah





18. Jaden Smith




17. One More Season Of Seinfeld





16. All The Tea





15. A Pile Of Huskies




14. A Really Convincing Fake Birth Certificate




13. An All-Panda Basketball Team.




12. Casey Anthony’s Exact Location




11. Rupert Murdoch

(So that Obama can finally make that joke he’s been holding onto, where he points at Rupert and say “Who’d wanna tap that?!”)




10. $2,099,999,999,999 Olive Garden Gift Certificate




9. The 8th Harry Potter Book




8. Hire The Remaining Beatles To Play “Hail To The Chief” At All Future Rallies





7. A Clone Of George Washington

(pic via What I Wore)




6. A 2 Trillion Dollar Baseball Card Purchased At Auction




5. A Tie Made Out Of The Shroud Of Turin





4. One Night With Stedman




3. The World’s Largest Tie Rack from Brookstone




2. Ghostbusters Blu-Ray Inside A Platinum Stealth Bomber





1. Russia





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