Videos of babies cursing comprise one of the more surprisingly common viral video genres, but, like all truly great organic viral trends, the videos are so consistently funny and adorable, they’re immune to “another one of these?” criticism.
To commemorate National Swearing Week (I made that the f**k up), here’s a cute yet technically NSFW restrospective of 12 Adorable Videos Of Kids Swearing:
1. Kick The Monster’s Ask
Bad news, monsters.
2. I Love You
Enjoy this phrase now, parents, cause it won’t be as adorable in 12 years.
3. Dump Truck
Maybe the truck really sucks and he’s saying what he means?
4. Bye Bye Dammit
Awww, she just means, like, extra goodbye!
5. Cup
Either this is the most articulate kid-mistake ever or he’s clearly doing it on purpose. Either way, I tip my cup.
6. Surprise
Wait for it.
7. Fire Truck
I’m sure he’ll say it right this time.
8. Eff It
I wish I had this baby’s upbeat, c’est la vie outlook.
9. Baby Business
“Dammit, Henderson, this account is breakin’ my balls here! I gotta run, I’m with my parents and I’m a baby.”
10. Falcon Bird
This is gonna pose a huge problem when the kid has to say “falcon bird” so many times in his life as all of us do.
11. Frog And Toad
I f’in LOVED that book when I was a kid.
12. Cookies, Dammit
This one’s longer and more subtle, but probably my favorite. Be patient, dammit.
