I’ve heard of “Heat Stroke”, but, um, this USA Today Chart…
Everybody take a second to let that soak in? Cool.
Nice Rorschach test, USA Today! If you look at this graphic and see a sun giving a friendly “hand” to a thermo-penis, it either means you have serious sexual hangups or that you are factually correct because that’s clearly what’s happening here.
Needless to say, if I ever witness the sun J’ing off a giant thermometer in the middle of a hot summer day, I assure you that I will indeed exercise “Extreme Caution”.
(Charles Apple, via Gawker)
